WARNING: THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS' JOKE. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS FANFIC SERIOUSLY.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anyone. EVER!
THE BEST SSB FANFIC EVAR!
One day in Smashville, everyone ate weird crap. Then, hell broke loose.
Captain Falcon boob-searching.
"SHOW ME YER BOOBS."
"AW HELL NAW."
Marth and Roy having HARDCORE SEX.
Moans and more moans.
CENSORED.
Ike eating drugged chicken with Cookie Monster.
"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! ...I prefer cookies."
Shulk and Lucina on a "date" instead of saving their futures.
"Hey baby, wanna hang out?" Shulk flirted.
"Oh YES!"
Lucas was fired as an apprentice because his snake friend ate Meta Knight.
"WHYYYYYYYYYY?!"
In AMERICA…
Sonic was eating Sonic's while riding the SMASH HYPE TRAIN.
"...Where's Dawn?"
Meanwhile in Canada…
"Hey Mario…" Dawn winked, "Ready to be really feeling it?"
"THAT'S MY LINE!"
And then everybody died (thanks to Lucina and Shulk).
THE END.
...What have I done?
...APRIL FOOLS'!
Yup! This is just an April Fools Joke Fanfic. Don't worry, I don't write like that. Trust me…