Hello and Welcome to my third fanfiction.

I would like to preface this with the fact that eventually going to be a Underaged Gay Sex Story... because that's the sort of Fanfics that I like and therefore like to write.

Ned: 13 (7th Grade)

Scoop: 12 (6th Grade)

It was a normal day at James K. Polk Middle School. The kids were running, Sweeney was busting, The Casual F was being given out. The 8th graders ruled, the 6th graders were crazy, and the 7th graders. They just were in a free for all.

The date was February 16. Two days after Valentine's day and Ned Bigby was in a conundrum.

He had sorted out the Huge crew getting his super lovey dovey love note with Coconut Head but on the other side of that was the problem. Suzie Crabgrass, his ultimate love, the one he wanted to marry, the one he wanted to raise a family with. She got the generic card that was meant to be sent to the huge crew and because of it and Ned's anonymous mixup, she didn't really think anything special of Ned at all.

Ned needed to change that somehow and he had no idea how.

"Just rewrite the love note." Moze said to Ned as he was panicking about what to do. They were heading to Ned's locker so he could get his bookbag so he could go home for the weekend.

"No. I can't do that because then she will think I'm not dedicated enough to pay attention even in the most dire situations." Ned said back.

"No... Ned you don't understand, she will probably understand completely and want to have pizza later, just try it and see what happens." Moze said.

"Moze, you know what happens when I just try something, it usually doesn't work."

"Just try it." Moze said.

"No" Ned Said.

"Come on, you have nothing to lose" Moze said

"Uh, no. I have everything to lose, what if she thinks I'm desperate?" Ned said.

"I'm telling you she won't" Moze said getting angry as they arrived at Ned's locker.

"She will!" Ned said as he opened his locker.

"Fine... Just be a loner then, I'll meet you on the bus." Moze said leaving.

"Finally, she left. Moze doesn't show it but she really can be an" Ned said as Moze emerged behind him.

"A what." Moze said with a face of utter darkness.

Ned Gulped, "A... A... Really good friend with... the occasional bad idea... but still a really good friend" Ned said with a very over the top fake smile.

Moze sighed and said "Never talk bad about me Ned, If I have to I will ruin you. I don't want to, but I can."

While all of this was happening, Scoop was slowly following them. Scoop had heard about Ned's problem and thought he had a solution. His parents had taught him the way to truly win someone's heart. You win their heart with pictures that show you love them.

Scoop walked over to Ned and proposed to him an idea.

"I know the perfect way to show someone you love them." Scoop said in his distinct Jersey accent. "Tomorrow come by 1526 Chestnut Avenue tomorrow and me and my colleagues will help you out."

"How would you help me?" Ned said back.

"Oh don't worry about that, and also payment will not be an issue, just come and we will help you get the guy of your dreams."

"I am going after a girl... not a guy..."

"Same Same, anyways See ya tomorrow."