Author's notes: Forgive my lame attempt at poetry, but this seems like something our Ouran prince will do. I do not own Ouran, but I'll buy it if I could.
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There was once a man named Tamaki Suoh,
Who had the biggest crush on his fuku-buchou.
Unfortunately for him, there was this one small thing,
The man he fell in love with, was the great shadow king.
He tried to stop whatever he's feeling.
But when he sees him, his heart won't stop beating.
He decided, there was only one thing to do.
That was to kiss Kyouya Ohtori out of the blue.
And so after school he decided to stay,
to ask his beloved, to come out and play.
But his mon ami had begged to disagree,
According to him, he was just not free.
Our prince had no choice but to take drastic measures.
He pounced on his beloved, to take his own pleasure.
The last thing he saw was the size of Kyouya's fist.
And that was when he realized, that maybe ignorance is bliss.
And so as the sun sets, watched by the pigeons,
Tamaki Suoh was sent into oblivion.
That was the end of our beloved prince.
For he was never heard of from that day, ever since.