Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon, cause if I did, all my OTPs would have been freaking cannon by now!
Story title:
Are we married?
The line at the Pokémart counter was inevitably long, and Whi-Two found her hand held strongly by Lack-Two as they dodged a barrage of people and finally made it to the front of the line, where a young girl with blonde hair and a very irritated expression waited upon them.
The cashier's frown escaped, however, the moment she set her eyes on Lack-Two.
"What can I get you, sir?" She slurred to the man, and for extra effect, fixed one of her bra straps. Lack-Two smiled wearily, something he usually did nowadays when girls would throw themselves at him, and the blonde, (misunderstanding the smile) actually had to start fanning herself to get rid of the warmth. Feeling very uncomfortable with the situation, Whi-Two spoke up, she had a right to do so, after all, they were dating, weren't they? Albeit for only a short time, but still?
"Um, excuse me, he's my-"She was cut off by the scene of the girl glaring at her, with glowing eyes that seemed to spit fire, it was as if she was readying herself to take down a Bouffalant. Lack-Two saw Whi-Two jump back a little in alarm, and quickly held the side of her waist tightly with one hand to comfort her. Saying the blonde girl was flabbergasted would have been an understatement.
"She's my wife, woman!" He pointed a glare at her, one that was even stronger than her's. She officialy panicked and quickly checked their items, giving them their bill and shakily typing the amount on her computer.
"Lack-Two, y-you don't have to..." Whi-Two whispered, sweating at a remarkable pace. And then, she registered the meaning of his last few words and just stood there frozen, completely.
Lack-Two turned to her, and after making sure the cashier was watching kissed her passionately on the cheek. He then took her in his arms, bridal style, and after bidding a very hearty and sarcastic goodbye to the also astonished cashier, went off.
*-Are we married?-*
"..."
"Rakutsu."
"Hmm?"
"You can take me off now."
But he never did, even after they'd reached his car.
"Faitsu, I'm sure you know that I'm entirely reserved for you?" He winked at her from the driver's seat, and nuzzled her neck, while her head was in his lap. Whi-Two blushed bright red.
"L-lack-Two, I, um-" She thought for a fleeting second before asking the question that had bothered her so far. "W-why did you say we were married?"
She herself would have only said they were dating, which was completely true, but Lack-Two had somehow passed that invisible line. He chuckled, but kept his eyes on the road and steering wheel.
"We will be, my dear Whi-Two. Soon, we just aren't married yet."
Her stomach flipped pleasantly, and with an added tingling sensation, both to her surprise and embarrassment.
She would definitely be looking forward to that day.
THE END
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Writer's notes: Lol it's hilarious when Lack-Two acts a bit like Green, remember "Obnoxious woman!"