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I know…really random, short and cruddy oneshot…but I couldn't resist XD. I'm still working on my latest story…but I'm completely out of oneshot ideas. So I'm always up for suggestions, which I'm in desperate need of, and of course, I'll give credit to a suggestion that is used. Anyway, please read and review and let me know what you think! Thanks!
Ping Pong
"Prepare to meet thy maker, foul beast!" I shouted triumphantly after swinging my weapon to my left, striking a blow to my opponent, "Thou shall not prevail!" I had heard of a new challenge that had come to my village this past evening and I knew that this monster could not stand up to the power of Sir Galleth Cooper! I swung to my right, blocking another blow from my challenger, giving another hearty laugh at their futile attempts to smite me down.
"Ha!" I swung again, blocking another blow from the menace in front of me, "T'was a generous attempt, but it has been squandered!" I gripped my weapon firmly, diving to my right then back to the left, dodging attacks from my enemy as I did. I had a worthy opponent, a valiant fighter. However, my might shall not be vanquished!
"Pray tell you, good sir," I shouted to my competitor as he recovered in a brief break from the battle, "I shall strike the crushing blow and you shall crumble before the might of Sir Galleth Cooper!" I held my weapon high in the air, ready to resume our battle.
I started first, rearing my opponent slayer in the air before slicing it through the air, creating the first strike in the second round of our fierce battle. I barked another laugh, realizing I had this battle under my saddle, ready to come out triumphantly over my opponent. Ducking, jumping, diving, and swinging…all movements I needed in order to defeat my enemy in our tiring battle.
"T'was a lucky shot!" I shouted as my opponent managed to slip one blow to me. I could only thank the lord above for me having my armor on during this battle…it was becoming fierce. I narrowed my eyes at my counterpart as I readied myself for the final round between us. I knew I could defeat the beast ahead of me…I just needed the proper strategic moment to strike the final, crushing blow! I reared my weapon above my head before giving a final shout and swinging my weapon, praying that it would be enough to win the battle.
"Huzzah!" I shouted after finally defeating my enemy, who had dropped his weapon and was hanging his head in defeat, "T'was a valiant fight good sir, but you have fallen to the might or Sir Galleth!" I hopped up onto the small, green battlefield that our fight had just finished on and held my weapon high in the air.
"Who else feels that they can face the power and wrath of me weapon?" I waved the paddle around the small hideout, looking for another worthy opponent to battle against. My previous opponents, Sly, my descendant and his rotund friend simply shook their heads, admitting defeat.
"How say you turtle?" I turned to the final member who I had not gone up against. "Dost thou think that you can defeat me at this glorious game…what dost thou call it again?
"Ping pong, Galleth," Sly said with a defeated look upon his face, "It's called ping pong."