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CHAPTER 1

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I groaned. God, I'll have to get used to getting up this early again!!! Hmm. I pulled off my satin bed sheets.

"Mia, you awake yet?"

"God, Alex, why do you always have to be so annoying??"

"You're just moody cause you'll have to act like a know-it-all mudblood again".

I threw my pillow at him angrily. Oh, you're all probably wandering who am I, and who is Alex.

Well, Alex is my 17 year old brother. Twin brother to be precise. But he tries to look different from me, by dying his blond hair black, and by talking in this "I'm cool you're not" tone. We usually get along fine, but sometimes he seriously gets on my nerves!!! I had to dye my hair brown for the past years, but this year I'm not gonna give a damn who says what, and I'm leaving it the way it is. Anyway, I'm Mia, by the way. Well ok, its not my full name. My full name is Hermione Amidale Mary Parkinson. Yup, you guys heard right, not Granger, Parkinson. And no, I'm not Pansy's sister, thank god, I'm her cousin, but that's bad enough anyway!! And yes, I know its not nice to talk about your cousin this way, but have you seen her?? How would you like to be related to the dumbest girl on earth who looks like a pig in a blond wig?? Exactly, total EWWWWW!!! But, on with my story. So you're all wandering how did Mrs Granger, mudblood, know-it-all, ugly become Mrs Parkinson beautiful, pureblood and ehhh still a know-it all??? Well my dear readers ( god I sound so cheesy here) it's really quite easy. 2 years ago I found out that I was adopted. ( and please don't go-Oh god, not another Granger turns pureblood hottie story, believe me this is good) Basically I kept my identity a secret, as well as everything else aka my real looks. ( So see I don't turn a hottie, I was a hottie always)

You'll be goin, why'd you keep it a secret? Uhm cause my parents are deatheaters, that's why. And no, I'm not a death eater and Im not planning on becoming one either, so shh.. But this year, I was not going to stand another year of teasing, no boyfriend and Draco Malfoy. So I said "fuck it" and decided to have a blast, it is my last year after all.