Bill the Zombie Elephant's diary
Dictated through trunk calls to his sister, Bonnie the Zombie Elephant
Tuesday
It hadn't always been like this. Tripping over your own intestines, charging after humans in order to get a meal. Made you long for the safety of the pen in the zoo, where all you needed were peanuts to survive. It started earlier today. I thought it was weird when my handlers started walking with their arms sticking out in front of them, but I figured it was just one of those stupid things that humans like to do. Before I realized it, one of them started biting me. Naturally I stomped on him to get him to stop, but for some reason he didn't die, and started biting at my foot. I saw a gate that had been left open and ran, but just as I got through one of the lions attacked me and ripped open my belly.
Wednesday-Evening
Just as I laid there, thinking I was about to die, eight humans went into the zoo, which distracted the lions and humans who had been eating me. I should have died, but for some reason I was only knocked out for a couple of hours. When I woke up I had this weird craving for human flesh, but annoyingly the only ones I can smell in the area are those eight humans, who keep running away and hiding in the zoo's buildings. At least chasing after these stupid humans can be fun when they try to attack me with a broom and a pipe. Sure, that'll work. Idiots. I killed one of the blonde females with my new tusks, which have gotten more sharpened points on them for some odd reason. Blonde women were always the most annoying visitors at the zoo, always talking like idiots and throwing their trash at me.
Wednesday-Night
Got a couple more of those humans. Speared a big fat one while he was trying to push a cart. Why does it never occur to them that maybe they should leave the area containing deadly animals who are out to kill them? And they keep unlocking doors! Do they think this is a game or something? Either way, I get my food AND a show. Chased a human male dressed in brown into the alligator's pen. Didn't get much to eat, but it sure was fun to watch them get him. Stupid Humans, thinking they can run. Don't even know the stage is a dead end. They got up a ladder, so I guess I'll have to wait for them to get down. The gate's closing. They're so stupid that the humans are actually HELPING me to kill them by boxing themselves in. Wait a minute what's that popping noise? The humans are coming down, and it looks like they think they can scare me with some metal thing that makes a popping noise. Ow! That hurt! The rest of them are coming out and they have bigger metal things! OH SHI-