Let's Have A Tea Party! Sort of…
Summary: So here the Host Club gets captured by an adorable Teddy Bear, and they are forced to answer questions. Will Kyoya break out the scissors and Fire? Will Honey stop eating cake? Am I insane? Probably my friends, probably. Anyways, rest assured, this is only on a computer so what have you got to loose? Let's Have A Tea Party!
First OHSHC fic, hope I do all right!
Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club. I only own Ms. Teddy.
Ms. Teddy: Hello friends who have come to join the host club! I am Tamaki's former Teddy Bear. That's right Honey Senpai you should be very afraid! After all the times you've thrown me down on the floor, I've now mutated into a greens suit wearing Cinnamon Apple scented monster! Don't worry Tamaki, I still like you! You're the only one that was ever nice to me…*sniff*
Honey Senpai: Wahh! I'm Sorry! I'm Sorry! I'm Sorry!
Mori Senpai: Mitskuni, you're just making it worse. (carries Honey away)
Tamaki: That's what happened to my teddy bear!
Haruhi: Oh boy, I just wanted to go to the supermarket today.
Kyoya: I've no idea what you mean about scissors and fire in the summary. I'd never resort to such rudimentary methods. How long do you intend to keep us here though? By my calculations the host club is losing profits remaining in your custody.
Hikaru: This is stupid,
Kaoru: It's just a Teddy Bear.
Hikaru: Also,
Kaoru: We don't recall…
Both: That you were ever a girl.
Ms. Teddy: Quiet devils! Gender discrimination shall not be tolerated!
Twins: -.-
Twins: You're an inanimate object…
Ms. Teddy: Mhhhmm, (cough, cough) So now I have kidnapped the Host Club of Ouran Academy! MUAHAHAHAA!I shall have my revenge.
*Powerful Motor Noise*
Renge: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Host Club (hopefully): Renge!
Renge: There needs to be rules or this will get out of hand. I approve of the Teddy Bear driven mad by Honey Senpai's actions though. Good character arch! (Renge Laugh)
Kyoya: Rules, hmmm…I approve of this decision.
Hikaru: Why are you?
Kaoru: Catering to their wishes?
Kyoya: If we have some rules in place, the longer it will take someone to break them. I presume you'll let us out of here if that happens?
Ms. Teddy: Fair enough…(grudgingly)
*Motor disappears*
Twins: So much for being rescued.
Haruhi: I never thought, I'd be trapped in a music room.
Tamaki: It's ok Haruhi, By my life or Death I shall protect you! (prince mode)
Haruhi: That's not really what I meant Senpai…
Honey: Ms. Teddy would you like to have some cake? (innocent)
(glares): Cake will get you no where!
Honey: Wahhh!Takashi!
Mori: …
Rules:
Feel free to ask the host club any question that comes to your moe driven little minds.
Don't torture Renge.
Don't make Haruhi wear a Bunny Suit.
Let's have fun with the Host Club!