Don't call me short.
Disclaimer: don't own nothing but kira and me and plot. don't sue me. i'm eleven. thanks.
One peaceful day on earth, in a private Catholic girls' school, four girls were paper IM-ing each other. Yes, PAPER. These girls were actually part of the Top Ten of the class, but the lesson was so boring. These girls were named Cha-chan, Chi-chan, Ka-chan, and Pao-kun, who was a girl. Anyway, they were teasing Cha-chan about a guy named Murtagh and making him do horrible, disgusting things. So the last thing that Cha-chan wrote was a vow that she would make Murtagh kill them in a fanfic. Several months later, she remembered, took a flashlight and a pen and paper, and wrote long into the night.
-part one- the girl named Char
Murtagh had been summoned to the throne room. He and Thorn were having a small picnic when a soldier came up to them. So naturally, he was embarrassed and stabbed the soldier dead. Now he was walking along the long halls of the palace thinking of an excuse to why he killed the poor soldier.
As he entered the throne room, he noticed that it was unusually dark. Then, a torch that was near the throne lit up. Instead of the king, an eleven-year-old was sitting there.
"Who are you?" asked Murtagh suspiciously.
"I have a job for you, Rider." said a cold voice.
"Who are you?!?" said Murtagh.
"My name is Char. I am your new liege lord."
"Char?"
"You must do something for me."
"Where is the King?"
"You don't need to know."
"What did you do to him?"
"Put him to sleep."
"How?"
"Magic."
"You defeated him?"
The girl smiled a dark, evil smile that would send shivers down anyone's back.
"In this world I have limitless powers."
"You do?"
"Yes."
"Show me."
Then, someone, probably the girl, attacked his mind. In an instant, she had broken through his defenses easily like a knife through butter. Shifting through his memories, the girl lingered maliciously inside his mind, as if to prove her point. Then, the pain receded as she drew out. Murtagh was left kneeling on the floor. Then, another girl ran out from the shadows to his side. "What did you do, Kira?" she yelled. She kneeled down and shook the shaking rider. "Are you okay?"
"Come, on Char. Your stupid crush was weaker then I thought."
The girl in front of Murtagh blushed. "You should call Thorn." she said.
Then, the big red dragon suddenly appeared in the middle of the room.
"why is it so dark in here? Murtagh?"
Thorn turned around and saw the girl shaking a shaking Murtagh (a/n: O.o). Thorn roared angrily and shoved the girl to the side, where she looked sadly at them. The girl on the throne, Kira, raised an eyebrow. "Oh, come on. Just heal him, Char,"
Char shook her head. "I don't want to force him." Kira snorted. "You and your stupid sentimentality."
"Thorn? Is that you?"
"Murtagh! Are you alright? What happened?"
"She broke through, Thorn. She knows what I am."
"How" Thorn said, shocked.
"She said she had limitless power here, in this world."
"She comes from a different world?"
"She said she wanted me to do something."
"What of the other?"
"I don't know her. She ran out when I collapsed."
"They look identical, Murtagh."
"Are they sisters?"
Just then, the girl named Char came to them.
"I'm sorry for what Kira did."
Thorn roared at her. She stepped backwards. Murtagh stood up.
"Are you alright?" She asked.
"Who are you?" Murtagh asked slowly.
"My name is Char, and that is Kira."
"Are you related?"
"and where do you come from?" Thorn added.
"Kira is my… opposite, if you will. My evil side, in human form. We come from a place called Earth."
"Evil?"
"She can be as deranged-"
"HEY!" shouted Kira.
Char shrugged "- as Galbatorix himself, but-"
"DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME TO THAT-"
"sometimes she can be as harmless-"
"ARE YOU CALLING ME WEAK?!?!"
"as a little puppy. Now, though, I think she's pissed, isn't she?"
Murtagh looked amusedly at both of them. They did look identical, with tan skin and dark brown, almost black hair. Kira looked like she would burn them to a crisp if she could breathe fire, while Char was smirking triumphantly at her. Thorn said quietly, "they really still are children, aren't they?"
Still fuming, Kira turned to Murtagh.
"Rider, we need you to track down 3 people."
"I vowed to make you kill them." said Char sadly.
"But how did you know about us?" asked Murtagh
Char looked at Kira nervously. "Well, you see, in our world, there's this book called Eragon… and it's about all your adventures, and then there's the movie…"
"What's a movie?" asked Thorn.
"Never mind that." said Kira "The point is, we know you guys and Char here stupidly promised that she'd make you kill them."
"Who's them?" Murtagh asked.
"My friends." Said Char.
"why?" asked Thorn.
Char blushed and turned away, while Kira snorted and grinned at her.
"Never mind that." Said Char quickly.
Kira snorted and said "They made you do things. Technically it wasn't you, but it scarred her" she jabbed her thumb towards Char, who flushed redder and bowed her head.
"what happened?" asked Thorn
Char shuddered.
"I don't think you'd want to know." she said suddenly.
"Where do you think your friends are?" asked Murtagh, thankfully changing the subject.
"Well, I know that Chi-chan is an evil ninja. And Ka-chan is a witch." said Char.
"And that Pao-kun is a fugitive." added Kira.
"An evil ninja?" asked Murtagh skeptically.
"Do you know what a ninja is?" asked Char.
And with that they started chatting way into the afternoon.
A/N: hi minna-san!! please review!! please!!!!