10 ways to make Orochimaru quit the Akatsuki
Say your eviler than him
Say you love the taste of orange juice after brushing your teeth
Kick puppies
Drop his favorite muffin on the floor
Steal Itachi's nail polish and frame Orochimaru
Write a love letter and sign it from Tsunade
Step on a snake
Call him daddy
Call him Michael Jackson
Take his Sasuke dolls and burn them