Happy April Fools, my little Duelists! Here's a one shot based a prank me and my little brother played on our mother. Enjoy!
Haio Yuki groaned as she woke up on April 1st, 2015.
"Damn, my head is killing me. Where's my coffee?" She muttered as she climbed out of bed.
After putting some fresh cloths on, she trudged her way into the kitchen of the tiny apartment she shared with her brother, his girlfriend and her boyfriend, who had kept her up last night due to their activities. She pulled the fridge door open, but when she couldn't see what she was looking for, she screamed in pure rage and shock.
Meanwhile, in the same bedroom that Haio had just crawled out from, the blue-haired head of her boyfriend Yohan Anderson popped out, seeing his brunette lover steaming mad.
"Haio? Baby, what's wrong?" He called, walking up to her.
"The milk… It's gone!" She hissed, glaring at Yohan as if he was the cause of the problem, "and I know who stole it…"
Quickly realizing the danger he was in, Yohan sheepishly laughed and took a few steps back, "Now, Haio-chan, you know I wouldn't dare take your morning coffee away from you, you know I like living… hehehe."
Haio's golden eyes hardened and she gave a battle cry.
"DIE, YOU COFFEE STEALING BASTARD! FUCKING DIE!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! HAIO-CHAN, YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T STEAL YOUR COFFEE, HONEST!"
"LIKE FUCK YOU WOULDN'T, YOU SICK BASTARD! PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR BALLS RIPPED OFF, YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A MAN!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HAIO-CHAN, NO! NOT MY BALLS! ANYTHING BUT MY BALLS!"
"How about I rip off your penis instead, then?!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO, THAT'S WORST! Please, Haio-chan, I'll do anything!"
"NO! YOU STOLE MY MILK, YOU STOLE MY COFFEE AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO PAY WITH YOUR MANHOOD, OR THAT'S WHAT IT WOULD BE CALLED IF YOU WERE A MAN, YOU FUCKING PETTY THIEF!"
"SSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!"
With that, the lovers ran out of the house, Haio slamming the door behind her and holding a frying pan in one hand and a razor-blade in another and Yohan still wearing only his white briefs since that had been all he had put on to check on his girlfriend, thanks to his activities last night leaving them both bare.
Inside the apartment, the other bedroom door opened to reveal Jaden Yuki and Johan Anderson looking around in casino. When they realized Haio and Yohan were long gone, they promptly burst into laughter, each of them holding a carton of goat's milk.
"How long do you think they'll be out?" Johan asked her boyfriend.
The younger Yuki twin grinned, "Who knows, who cares? I feel really sorry for Yohan, thought."
"But it was so worth it."
"Agreed."
"You wanna help me get a few more pranks set up?"
"If you help me with mine."
"Deal."
And with a quick kiss to seal it, Johan and Jaden started setting up the house, ready for when their older siblings would eventually return.
The next day, on the TV were records of Haio chasing Yohan around all of Tokyo, it was all over the evening news as the funniest event in all of April Fool's history. They had also recorded all the other pranks they pulled on their older siblings, which were given top prize for funniness and originality. Best of all, Haio nor Yohan killed either of them because they would never know.
Ahhh, how they loved 01/04/2015.