AN: a doctor who hp xover. With sirius in it!
Sirius Black had been okay with dying, he had been okay with being dead.
Something that he on the other hand wasn't okay with was that he was currently laying in a bed with nice comfortable sheets, feeling drowsy and a bit bruised.
He groggily opened his eyes, and what he saw wasn't what he had expected at all. He had expected Harry, Moony, Bellatrix or maybe even James. What he hadn't expected was the man that he had never seen before with big, wild hair.
"Who are you?" His voice sounded scratchy, that was something to be expected.
"Hello, I'm the Doctor, and you are?"
"Sirius Black, where am I?"
"You're at new earth, in the fifty-first century, which century are you from? No, wait, let me guess. The eighteenth? No! I know, the-"
"Twenty-first."
"What? But you had such a long beard, and bad hair, you looked like you hadn't eaten in months, and your clothes looked really old."
"That's what you get when you wear your father's clothes, isn't it?"
"Well..."
This was not what Sirius had expected when he woke up that day. A strange man that had somehow taken him to new (new?) earth and then thought that he was from the eighteenth century.
"Do you have a time machine?" That was, after all, the only thing that could explain it.
"Why, yes I do!" The man, or doctor as he said that he was called (that must be some new muggle thing), beamed.
"She's amazing she is." His eyes glazed over.
"Do you mean your wife when you say that?"
"What? No, no, no. I mean my ship, the TARDIS. Stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. Don't you call your car 'she'"?
"I've never had a car, Lily refused to teach me how to drive."
Sirius doesn't know why he's saying that. He must be drunk or something. Drunk. Drunk on firewhiskey.
"Wait!" Sirius just remembered something, and sat violently up in bed. "Is this a muggle hospital?"
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, about that. You're not in your dimension anymore, you're in mine. Things may not be like when you left."
Sirius carefully lay down again.
This was not what he had expected at all.
Another dimension? That was bloody bollocks! Though it might be true. It deserved thinking about.
AN: was it any good? Please review and give critique