Ed finally had been granted his own office in central headquarters, everyone thought he needed one. The fullmetal alchemist was the kind of person that did well when he wasn't disturbed by anyone and he was ecstatic… sort of… it was the colonel's old office, it still had the stench of him everywhere. There was also a picture of Roy, there was some cleaning that needed to be done.
Everyone in central had been told by Edward and pointed out again and again not to disturb him no matter what he said. No one really understood what he meant by heard but they did soon enough. Roy was the first one who heard his name called out.
"ROY OH ROY YES!"
The colonel swiveled around on his chair, he had just been disturbed from looking out the window, "who theHell said that?" Havoc who was standing next to his desk didn't know what he was talking about, "what do ya mean boss?" He smiled at the Mustang, he was after all know to sometimes go crazy under certain circumstances. "Listen," Roy pointed to his ears and Jean obeyed, they were both perfectly silent.
"OH YEAH ROY OH OOOHHHHH!"
Roy smirked devilishly, "Let's get the investigations department down here, we need to solve this mystery." Of course Roy knew where it was coming from; he knew everything fullmetal was up to. "Then we'll take a little look-see behind some doors, shall we?" "After you sir."
"Lieutenant colonel Hughes round up the investigations department, we need it to track down something happening in central. Listen to this." Roy held the telephone away from his face and up to the wall,
OH ROY ROOOYYYYY!
He heard laughing from the other end of the phone, it was all he could do not to crack up himself. "Ok we'll be over in two minutes."
Soon, all the people in central who ever knew Edward Elric were assembled behind the door to the office. The moaning continued, "I'll do the honors." Roy flung open the door to see a very akward sight that no one should have to see twice in their life:
Edward was in his chair, his automail down his pants and his other hand clutching a picture of Roy Mustang. The colonel still grinned like nothing unusual had happened lately, he stepped foreward to the frozen Edward. "Looks like you've got good taste in men fullmetal, however I don't flow that way," Edward nodded slightly in reply. "But if I must," Roy stepped up to Ed slowly and kissed him on the lips. Everyone laughed hysterically when Ed fainted.