Maz's view:

Me, Kelly and Guy, well SheZow now, had made a complete mess.

It had all started when Guy and Kelly's mom asked Guy to water the lawn. A simple task, right? It would have been but it was the hottest day of the year, so when me and Guy took one tiny breakfast break (mmm, sidewalk eggs) the lawn shriveled up by the time we finished.

It was a total she-emergency! If Guy didn't fix the lawn, we wouldn't be able to hang out, for like, eternity! Plus Guy was secretly SheZow, a superhero! Long story, but without him nobody would be able to stop any of the supervillains that kept attacking, despite the fact that Guy, as SheZow, whooped their butts so many times you think they would have left by now.

Guy managed to go to the SheLair and find an old invention, the Growtastic Fertilazer 9000 X! Whatever Guy hit with the Fertilazer went from shriveled and dead to green and growing! We must have shot everything in the yard! I had to admit I did go a little crazy, but it was so fun! Like playing Mother Nature!

But the Fertilazer had an unforeseen side effect, it made all the plants and trees and even a couple lawn ornaments come alive! And boy were they mad! Some stalks of corn tried to attack me and Guy! And a tomato plant hit Kelly in the face with a tomato! It was hilarious, until it hit me too.

Guy turned into SheZow to fight the lawn and I turned into the Lawn Ranger! The most awesome ranger that yard had ever seen! But the lawn wasn't too scared and smacked SheZow across the lawn. Which is why I had to tackle Kelly to the ground to prevent her head becoming a bed for SheZow's boomerang brush!

I grabbed her waist and pulled her down to the grass, me landing right on top of her. I felt like I could stare into her eyes forever before some overgrown stalks of corn forced us to get up and run for our lives!

"Uh-oh, it looks like we've upset the delicate balance of nature!" I called to her, while we run.

"Really? What gave it away?" She snarled. This is typical Kelly behavior, but since we're in a life or death situation, I can't blame her too much.

The willow tree roars in front of us before I can think of a witty retort to Kelly's comment. SheZow finally comes back from her little unprompted yard trip and swoops in, grabbing us and throwing us in front of her.

We run to the front of the house, still be chased by the plants. Unfortunately, I trip on an evil gnome and knock into Kelly. Before you can "She-disaster!" the willow tree grabs us!

Instead of killing us he starts singing a lullaby! I join in until Kelly remarks, "That was a little pitchy dude."

The tree says, "I'm gonna hold ya and love ya and keep ya forever," while kissing us. Gross! We were like his pets for a second there.

Luckily, SheZow notices and smashes his root, causing him to drop us.

A doormat manages to grab the Fertilazer and starts shooting wildly at us, but SheZow deflects them onto the doormat. Unluckily, he only grows as big as the house! I suggest SheZow uses her supersonic shriek but Kelly vetoes it, saying that if SheZow misses, she'll blow the house away.

"What would your mom think?" I ask about having a blown away house.

"You can ask her yourself," Shelia pops, "She'll be home in ten minutes."

"Oh, She-riffic," SheZow curses.

"Dude, you're so grounded," I remark.

"What do we do Sheila?" Kelly asks the computer.

"The Growtastic Fertilazer 9000 X has a reverse switch," Shelia informs us, "Use it. If you can get it."

We bring our attention to the doormat, who is cackling evilly.

We shriek and dash away to the backyard, with the doormat following.

I try to stop him with my super turbo leaf blower, but he just laughs and kicks me away.

"Maz!" Kelly screams and runs to where I was landed.

I land near the corn and Kelly checks to see if I'm okay.

"Maz," She says putting her hand on my chest to see if I'm still alive. "Are you okay?"

My stomach was feeling queasy and I swear my heart was beating a mile a minute, but it had nothing to do with being thrown.

I could feel her hand grasp my shirt more tightly every second I didn't respond.

"Nothing can stop the Lawn Ranger!" I squeeze out, wheezing from the breath being knocked out of me.

She rolls her eyes and chuckles, "Maz," but I can tell she'd been worried.

She tugs my arm to help me up and SheZow zooms past us, holding a piece of thread.

I look over to see the monster doormat unraveling, but the other fertilazered monsters don't seem to mind and start backing me and Kelly against the house.

"Looks it's the end for us, Kelly" I gulp with no SheZow in sight.

"Yep," She agrees, "This is it, Maz."

I look over at her, even with her eyes wide with fear, she's still the prettiest girl I've ever seen.

I know that I can't go without telling her my biggest secret, that I love her.

"Well," I start nervously. Will she just laugh in my face, be disgusted? "Before we go, I just have to confess,"

She looks over at me, eyes rapt with attention.

"I've always been secretly in love with-" you, I mean to say. But a pink light absorbs a flamingo and I see SheZow back with the Fertilizer!

She zaps the plants and lawn ornaments and they return back to their original positions, normal.

With the danger gone Kelly inquires, "You were saying."

"Uh," I stammer, before SheZow interrupts.

"Probably how great I am," She brags.

Kelly glares at her and I sigh relived that the pressure was off me. This secret will have to stay with me for a while.