Yeah. Another one-shot. I'm sure that's all I'm going to write. :)

WARNING: Language

Main Pairing: Percy/Nico

Side Pairing: Grover/Juniper, Clarisse/Chris, Annabeth/Thalia (OhyesIdid Ilikediscouplecuz NO ONE ELSE DOES ;~;)

Characters: Most of the PJO kids

Summer was extremely hot this year. Every camper walked around with beet colored faces and drenched shirts. Most of the guys had resulted in walking around shirtless with hats on. The Aphrodite girls mainly stayed in their pink and purple bikinis. All the Ares kids had managed to beat the shit out of any kid that owned a fan, and the Hermes kids ran around stealing them. So basically, everyone was hot. The Apollo kids seemed fine, considering their father was the sun god. Lucky for them.

Dionysus got the heck out of there, running to Olympus before the heat got really bad. Zeus wasn't happy, but gave the poor fool a break. As for Nico di Angelo, things weren't that great either. Heat didn't bother him too much, considering his family stayed close to lava, but it still wasn't his favorite thing in the world. He'd go to the shore with Percy and the boy would cool him down with water. It only lasted for a bit though. He began to envy the Apollo kids that pranced around like they were the rulers of the world because they weren't hot.

Stuck up motherfuckers. They were loving it like a McDonalds happy meal.

Thalia had come to visit while the Huntresses of Artmeis went on a vacation. She didn't want to go, she had spent more time with Annabeth recently. Percy and Nico would make little jokes about them here in there. The demigods would blush fiercely upon hearing the boys conversations. Annabeth would throw her curly blonde hair over her face and 'hmph'. As if saying: Shut up you idiots.

Clarisse la Rue was also a problem, using all the weaker kids as punching bags when she was bored. Chris Rodriguez would just follow her around with a silly look on his face. The two were 'madly in love'. Grover, being a satyr, ignored the heat. He had Juniper to shelter him from any of the rays. Why would anyone want a plant as a girlfriend? Beyond the son of Hades understanding.

At the current time, he was flipping through a punk clothing magazine in boredom. It was too hot to train, even Percy agreed with that. The older demigod was sitting on the bed crisscross, letting Nico use his lap as a head cushion. They were on Percy's bunk in the Poseidon cabin.

"Whatcha looking at, Nico?" Percy asked, twirling the boy's hair.

"Stuff." Was Nico's neutral replay.

"I have a better idea." Percy looked down at him. Nico made a questioning grunt. Percy leaned his head down, pecking his young lover on the lips. Nico blushed, and slammed the magazine up to cover his red face.

"Strawberry. You'd think Pollux picked you out of the field." Percy joked. Nico slapped him.

"Shush." He couldn't help but crack a smile, though. He started pulling at his black tank top in embarrassment. There was a red skull on the right top corner. Percy was wearing his usual orange Camp Half Blood shirt with shorts. The older demigod sighed, pulling his shirt over his head.

Great, right when Nico's blush cooled down, his face fired again upon seeing the boy shirtless.

Percy winked.

"Smug bastard." Nico grumbled, trying not to stare. That was to no avail, his dark eyes were glued to the sea prince.

"Stop looking." Percy smirked, pulling Nico up and setting him on his lap. Nico made a little squeaking sound, their chests were pressed together and his legs were wrapped around Percy's waist.

Nico couldn't help but run his hands up the boy's toned chest. The older demigod was slightly tanner than him.

There was a snicker beside them. Percy snapped his head over to glare at his half-brother, Tyson.

"Tyson, didn't I ask for some alone time?" Percy said, holding Nico close to him. The ghost king blushed again.

"Sorry. But you and Nico are so cute!" Tyson exclaimed, holding his hands up to his chest like a yaoi fangirl (which he sort of was).

"Luckily, you don't know how to use a camera." Nico sighed.

Tyson exploded into a giggling fit. "Big brother could teach me~!"

"NO." Both of the lovers said firmly. Tyson pouted. "I'm going to call daddy!" He said, grabbing a golden drachma out of the fountain.

"Tyson, don't-" Percy didn't finish. Tyson had already IMed their father.

"Hi daddy!" Tyson yelled, throwing his arms up. It was amazing that Tyson knew how to Iris Message, but he couldn't use a camera properly.

"Umm, Tyson, I'm a bit busy.." The fuzzy image showed Poseidon sitting at his desk, shifting through a bunch of papers. How in the world he could have paperwork underwater didn't occur to Nico.

"Ok daddy, but, I was going to ask a favor. Its really hot out here.." Tyson giggled.

"You want water guns, don't you?" Poseidon sighed.

"YES!" Tyson pranced around the room.

"Fine. How many?"

"Enough for the whoooole camp!" Tyson extended his arms wide.

"Tyson, that's not a very good idea." The Cyclops didn't pay attention to Nico's statement.

"Alright, I'll send them over. Goodbye." The sea god hit the hazy image, and disappeared.

"Bye-bye daddy!" Tyson said.

"Oh dear Hades, Tyson. We don't have time for water fights." Nico said. Percy looked offended.

"There is always time to play with water." Percy's mouth was agape. Nico agreed at that sentence.

One problem. How where they going to get them he- SPLASH! What in the Hades..? Nico jumped off of Percy, and stared into the water. Oh gods. Percy's Pegasus, Blackjack, had managed to land in the water with a large package on his back. The winged horse had a proud expression.

"Thanks, Blackjack." Percy said. Nico couldn't hear the Pegasus, but he knew it said something because it neighed and sped back off toward the stables. Tyson leaped over to the package like a cheerleader and flung it open. Inside was the largest group of Nerf water guns Nico had ever seen in one package. Percy's jaw dropped.

"They're.. beautiful." He sucked in a breath. Nico rolled his eyes.

"They're just water guns." He murmured.

"Just water guns? Nico di Angelo, do you know what havoc I could cause in this camp with water guns?" Percy got that wicked smile that always crossed his face when he thought of shenanigans with water.

Nico hit him on the side gently.

"Attack!" Percy screeched, grabbing a large yellow one and using his powers to fill it with water.

Nico sucked in a breath. "Oh shit.."

"For Poseidon! Die foul beast!" Percy yelled, flinging himself through the air and shooting Nico with sprouts of water. The ghost king squealed playfully, jumping on Tyson's back.

"Run!" He yelled, and Tyson started running toward the forest.

"I'll save you, big brother's boyfriend!" He yelled, with his hair hitting Nico in the face from the wind.

"Oh shush.." Nico blushed. Tyson's statement made a few campers turn their heads quizzically. Percy was ruthlessly chasing them, shooting water at their backs and any camper who got in the way. He ended up spraying a load of Aphrodite girls in bikinis who were playing around with Apollo guys. They screamed, and pulled out a mirror to fix their hair. Honestly, could those girls really make mirrors appear out of thin air?

"Run faster!" Nico yelled, and Tyson made it to the forest.

What slowed them down?

He almost hit a tree head-first.

The trees shaded them from the heat, and I looked like some other campers had the same idea. Clarisse was beating the shit out of some Demeter boy and screeching about a fan. Chris was sitting on a rock behind them peacefully. Annabeth and Thalia were running around giggling while they tickled each other.

"Heya, lesbians!" Nico giggled fiercely as he passed them. They both blushed and spat curses at him. Percy was still hot on their trail, even though he managed to trip on a few vines on the way. A few Demeter kids would laugh when he did it. Three guesses how the roots stretched out so far.

When Percy would regain his posture, he'd only run faster. The whole chase ended with Tyson did run into a tree. The Cyclops and half-blood hit the ground hard, resulting in Nico rubbing his back.

"Oww.." He growled. He didn't wallow in his pain long, because he was shot in the face with a crap load of water.

"I win! Your dead!" Percy laughed, throwing his hands up. Nico pretended to die, throwing his hands up in defeat and making choking noises. He shut his eyes tight, and sighed like he lost his breath. There was a scuffle of shoes on grass, and Nico found a weight on top of him.

"You'll never die on me, my sleeping prince." Percy leaned down, kissing Nico on the lips. The son of Hades eyes opened slightly, and wrapped his arms around Percy's neck to draw him closer. The water gun was thrown carelessly across the forest floor, while the two lovers continued to kiss passionately. Percy pulled away with a pant, and they got their breath back. Tyson kept giggling like a schoolgirl. Apparently, the had gathered a crowd, because when they looked up..

"You two.. don't you have Archery now?" Chiron grumbled, trailing a hoove through the dirt. Nico blushed, getting up and dusting the dirt off him.

"Er.. yeah. Right.." He said.

Percy hugged him. "Come on, then." He said.

Thalia and Annabeth snickered. "Who are the lesbians now, boys?"

"You." Percy and Nico chorused, heading for the Archery range. The growled as the boys passed. The Archery range was deserted, all the Apollo kids too busy prancing around in the sunlight or bothering Aphrodite girls. Nico sat down on a stack of hay, sighing peacefully. Percy sat down beside him and wrapped an arm around the smaller boy.

"I love you." He kissed the top of Nico's hair, rubbing his back. Nico smiled blissfully.

"I love you more."

"No you don't."

"Yes I do."

"Don't make me bring out that water gun again."

"Sorry."

I had that idea earlier today. I just thought: Oh, that would be cute.

But it didn't turn out as good as I wanted :P Reviews (good or bad) are much appreciated :D