So my dog committed suicide last week. It's been really hard for me to accept what happened. Whenever I get like this, I watch old VHS records of shows that I made when I was a kid. I also do a lot of hard drugs like marijuana. I have been watching these tapes for the last week. But last night, I found something that changed my life forever. I found a white VHS tape hidden among my collection. I picked up the tape and was shocked by what I discovered. The tape didn't have any stickers on it. But the words "Big Bang Theory" was plainly written on the front of the tape in black marker.
The tape started to play. Everything was normal at first, except the video quality was terrible, and there was a strange high pitched noise in the background, and Leonard had purple hair in half the scenes, and the closed captions just said "Satan" nonstop through every episode, and Penny didn't have a tongue, and the colors were inverted and the TV caught on fire halfway through. But other than all that, it was normal.