Charlie bone The play

by Girlbubble7991

Come with charlie bone and his friends and his not so friends as they go on amazingly random adventures 9 if they can be called adventures and mabey even meet people who two be honest realy should'nt be there but aww well sooo... READ IT!

1. Chapter 1

Charlie bone...THE PLAY!

WARNING! I have read all books so this play could contain references to any of the books so if you haven't read them all and do not want spoilers DO NOT READ!

Director: now introducing Charlie bone the play!

Charlie: Well duh that's the title.

Director: I was just introducing...

Charlie: that's dumb.

Director: Whatever just act!

Lysander: act what?

Director: GAH! *faints*

Tancred: let's just improvise.

Lysander: K.

Emma: Liv this is you department!

Olivia: I'm here!

Gabriel: me too if anyone cares.

Emma: of course we care.

Gabriel: good

Manfred: I'm here!... Does any one care

All: no

Manfred: OI!

Billy: hi guys

All others: Hi

Manfred: hello still here

Olivia: feel free to leave

Manfred: You can't tell me what to do.

Charlie: oh no?...FLAMES!

Manfred: ahhhh! Fine* leaves*

Charlie: he he

Tancred: the flames aren't within ear shot are they?

Charlie: no, no they are not.

Tancred: niiiiice

Emma: Oooooooo look a wishing well come on Tancred * grabs Tancred by the wrist and pulls him over to the well*

Olivia: Where in flips name did that come from?

Emma: Who cares?

Tancred: Ok then * he and Emma take out a 50p and chuck them in the well in unison*

Emma and Tancred: I wish for love forever awwwww * they kiss*

All: Ewwwww!

Lysander: *Chucks in £3*I wish I had cheese.

*cook appears and holds out cheese*

Lysander: HOOOOOOORAY! IT WORKED!*grabs cheese*

*cook vanishes*

Rembrant: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEK* bites cheese and pulls it out of Lysander's hand*

Lysand:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Billy: sorry bout that

Rembrant:*happily* squeak! Squeak!

Lysander: N-no it-it's fine it was j-just my most cherished w-wish th-thats all...

Billy: Well I'm sorry but that is a bit of a weird most cherished wish.

Lysander: N-never mind...OH WHO AM I KIDDING!*falls over and starts twitching and crying*

Tancred: *pulls Lysander up and slaps him* Pull your self together man

Lysander: *sniffs * y-you're right *sniff* I'll be fine *grins*.

Olivia: I think we should wake up the director.

Lysander: ok *a cloud appears over director and downpours on him*

Director: *wakes up* ow my head. Why am I wet? Oh guys so how far are you guys in the scripted? *stands up*

All: What script!

Director: oh god, here we go again *faints again*

All: Bye then everyone

Charlie: do you think we should help him

Lysander: nah he'll be fine * curtains close*

Olivia's voice: we have curtains? Who new?

Me: *steps on to stage* That was an introduction to Charlie bone the play *goes through curtain*

My voice: do you think we might need a new director?

The end (so far)

Ok so what did you think ? Please review and so on so that I know if its worth my time to right more (if I do they will probably be longer than this one)