Pandemic 3-The Kidnapping

By Shadowgate

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It looked like another beautiful day in South Park. It was Saturday at 11 AM and the sun was out. The snow had pretty much melted away.

Stan snuck off to meet Wendy for a short time. Considering it was a Saturday they'd have little time to meet because on the weekends kids hung out with their friends of the same gender.

If the damage done by Skankhunt42 wasn't bad enough there was still something else. The guinea pirate was held in a big cage. So he could not get to Craig Tucker much less take over the entire planet. Oh how angered he was every day in his cage because of a heroic 10 year old boy.

However since the discovery of water on Mars a mad scientist knew that where there was water there was the potential for life.

When a mad scientist stole a space ship that was held in a secret garage by the federal government he went to Mars.

He flew to Mars with a dozen hamsters and he planned to clone them like Dolly the cloned sheep.

In the process he got himself up with the radioactivity.

All the while he played Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars by Weird Al Yankovic.

Of course dealing with the radioactive hamsters would be a disaster for the world and in particular a small town.

That Goddamn small town of South Park Colorado.

It was a Saturday morning at 9AM and Craig just got off Facetime where he'd been notified that Esther and Nelly were going to Tweek's house and they'd be at his house soon.

Trish asked Craig where he was going. He told her he was going to meet Tweek and the girls at IHOP. He gave her a hug and promised her he'd bring her back something sweet.

Shortly after that pounding was heard on the roof.

Trish asked "what the hell was that?"

Craig exhaled and said "I don't know."

Then all of the sudden the entire front structure of the Tucker residence was demolished. The giant hamsters got a hold of Craig in no time and fled the scene with him.

The Park County Police Department arrived on the scene in no time. However they were no help at all considering how stupid they are.

Trish's face was covered in tears. She decided to get on Facetime and once she got a hold of Tweek and informed him of what happened it took Coon and Friends just five minutes to approach the Tucker house.

All of the super heroes sat down with Trish and listened to what she described. When she told them that giant put Craig on a ship that said Mars on it that's when the Coon said "this reminds me of that Weird Al song Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars."

Mosquito smiled and said "I love that song."

Tupperware asked "do you think they took Craig to Mars?"

Toolshed answered "possibly and how we'll get to Mars and rescue him is the question that remains."

TO BE CONTINUED