[The only reason why I became an magical girl is to travel back in time to kill this little cat troil named Kyubey to stop him from Madoka becoming a magical girl.]

[But every single day I try to travel back in time to stop her from doing that, it doesn't get any better and it doesn't get any easier. I can't keep saying to myself that I can change the past. All that I'm doing is just making it worse.]

What are you talking about Homura-chan? Madoka asked.

It's nothing, I said.

Oh, i just wanted to see if there's anything you wanna to go with me and do something in town? Just us girls?Madoka asked.

[I want to say yes to her on the fuckin spot but everyone was in the classroom.]

I'll totally go with you, I whispered into her ear.

That's great, Madoka said. Be ready by 5:00 pm tomorrow. We are going to rock this town til it gets disy.

The next day*

[I wanted outside for Madoka to show up. I got all dressed up with lipstick on my lips.]

Hey Homura-chan, Madoka said.

Wait up, I said. Let me go down stairs.

[I didn't know what to expect from this date until I came down stairs.]

Hey Homura, Sayaka said.

[That's when I knew that the night isn't what what Madoka said it would.]

Sup Homs, Kyoto said.

What are they doing there? I asked. I thought you told me that this is just going to be us.

I said it was going to be us girls not the two of us, Madoka said.

[I wanted to tell Madoka to leave me out of this until Sayaka mentioned about a panty raid.]

Are you serious? I asked. But that's against the law.

Oh please, Kyoto said. It's 2018, people can get away with anything as long as they don't steal.

[Laws were way different from were I came from.]

I guess I'll go, I said. Just where are we going to do this panty raid?

That's a secret, Madoka said.

[The girls and I are heading towards a house of Who knows what and break into it. This can only end so well.]

Do you know what you're doing? I asked.

Actually, I don't know anything, Kyoto said.

Hey look at this, Sayaka said. Someone really must like cute stuff because I see really cute dogs on most of them and also cats. Someone must have really good taste in clothing because I like their taste.

[I was even surprised that Madoka was ok with this. She can at least tell her stupid friends that this isn't a good idea.]

[Then we heard some foot steps coming from Mami.]