Disclaimer: I don't own Charmed, I'm just borrowing the character. I wish I
could keep Cole and hug him all day. Anyway here's a story I came up with a
couple days ago. There will be many guest appearances, from people dead and
alive. I hate Jason, but since I don't watch the show I don't have to see
him.
Warning: Phoebe and Jason die in about every story. Phoebe dies once in awhile. Phoebe and Jason lovers leave now or forever hold your piece.
Profiles:
Piper: Loves tight leather, never wears a bra, gets into bar fights, and checks out Cole whenever she gets a chance. Hates Jason so teams up with Cole to kill him. Also hates Phoebe for hurting Cole.
Paige: Hates Jason cause he rejected her. A bit of a slut. Loves peanut butter and jelly. Kinda bulimic, and flirts with any guy. A total klutz.
Phoebe: Conceited, stupid, airhead, trapped her a fairytale world. Always confused. Tries to steal her sister's powers. Always ordering people around. So in love with Jason.
Leo: Always complaining, a total drama queen, loves Piper, and beer, Jealous of Cole.
Prue: Annoys everyone, a clean freak, a counselor, always bragging about Andy. Jealous of Piper cause she gets the better clothes and has a handsome partner in crime. (Turns up once in a while).
Andy: Likes to play cops and robbers with Prue. Complains about being dead. Cole's best friend, so he also hates Jason. Him and Cole are always up to something wicked.
Cole Turner: ( Sorry I'm drooling) Pretty much a playboy, has a bad side, hates Jason because he stole Phoebe. Fools around with Piper. Checks out Prue. Him and Paige complain about eachother. Is more powerful than The Charmed Ones.
Finally the star of the story: Jason Dean: A pretty boy, pretty much Phoebe's twin. Bosses everyone around. A fraidy cat, is totally whipped by Phoebe.
Paige comes running on the living room.
"Got it" screamed Paige wildly clutching a potion.
A red horned demon looks at her. "Paige, pillow" said Piper.
Paige trips over the pillow and falls to the ground dropping the potion by the demon's feet. He screams in agony and disappears. Paige stood up and does a cheer dance.
"I killed the demon" cheered Paige.
Piper tried to freeze her with no luck. Paige peeked over the couch.
"Phoebe's knocked out" said Paige looking at her unconscience sister.
"Well leave her" said Piper.
"She probably got herself knocked out on purpose to play the part of sleeping beauty" said Paige.
Jason runs in looking doopey.
"Where's my Phoebe pie?" asked Jason.
Piper points to Phoebe on the floor.
"Oh my love" sobs Jason. He kneels by her. "When I lay a kiss upon your silky lips you will wake up"
He lays one on her and Phoebe's eyes flutter open. Paige watches with a bag of popcorn and takes a kleenex.
"Fastfoward" mutters Piper.
"Jason you saved me" said Phoebe softly. She looks into his eyes and they kiss furiously.
Paige blows her nose.
"Give me a break" cried Piper.
Paige hands her a piece of her kit kat bar. Piper spots Cole in the kitchen. She runs in.
"My sexy wildcat" says Piper seductively.
Cole looks past her and into the living room. "what happened?"
"I got a boo boo" said Piper pointing to the cut on her arm.
Leo runs in and heals it.
"I took care of it" said Leo.
Piper groans.
"Gosh Leo get a life" says Piper.
Leo starts to whimper and runs out of the room crying.
"That Jason is really annoying the hell out of me" growls Cole. He conjures up an athame.
"Can I do it?" begs Piper. "I'll be you love slave for the rest of my pathetic life"
"Ok" says Cole softly. "Only if you promise to do it slowly. I have friends in the business if you want some pointers"
"I'm okay" said Piper. She touches his leg.
"Not now princess" scolds Cole.
"I like it when you talk business" said Piper.
She sees Jason buttoning his shirt. Cole watches her in delight.
"Demon" screams Piper flinging the athame towards Jason.
Phoebe screams and dives in slow motion. Paige is puking out the window.
"Damn" cries Piper. She freezes the athame and Jason. Phoebe is still falling in slow motion. Phoebe falls to the ground and Piper unfreezes the athame. It hits Jason in the heart. "Bingo"
Jason falls to the floor, Phoebe shrieks.
"Phoebe it's okay I didn't know" lied Piper forcing out tears.
"No" said Phoebe. "He got blood all over my new boots"
She picks up her sceptor and taps Jason. He comes alive. Paige is passed out on the floor from all the commotion. Piper falls to her knees.
"No" screams Piper.
Damn, Phoebe had a way to bring Jason back. I hope you keep reading and death ideas are appreciated. Please RevIeW!
Warning: Phoebe and Jason die in about every story. Phoebe dies once in awhile. Phoebe and Jason lovers leave now or forever hold your piece.
Profiles:
Piper: Loves tight leather, never wears a bra, gets into bar fights, and checks out Cole whenever she gets a chance. Hates Jason so teams up with Cole to kill him. Also hates Phoebe for hurting Cole.
Paige: Hates Jason cause he rejected her. A bit of a slut. Loves peanut butter and jelly. Kinda bulimic, and flirts with any guy. A total klutz.
Phoebe: Conceited, stupid, airhead, trapped her a fairytale world. Always confused. Tries to steal her sister's powers. Always ordering people around. So in love with Jason.
Leo: Always complaining, a total drama queen, loves Piper, and beer, Jealous of Cole.
Prue: Annoys everyone, a clean freak, a counselor, always bragging about Andy. Jealous of Piper cause she gets the better clothes and has a handsome partner in crime. (Turns up once in a while).
Andy: Likes to play cops and robbers with Prue. Complains about being dead. Cole's best friend, so he also hates Jason. Him and Cole are always up to something wicked.
Cole Turner: ( Sorry I'm drooling) Pretty much a playboy, has a bad side, hates Jason because he stole Phoebe. Fools around with Piper. Checks out Prue. Him and Paige complain about eachother. Is more powerful than The Charmed Ones.
Finally the star of the story: Jason Dean: A pretty boy, pretty much Phoebe's twin. Bosses everyone around. A fraidy cat, is totally whipped by Phoebe.
Paige comes running on the living room.
"Got it" screamed Paige wildly clutching a potion.
A red horned demon looks at her. "Paige, pillow" said Piper.
Paige trips over the pillow and falls to the ground dropping the potion by the demon's feet. He screams in agony and disappears. Paige stood up and does a cheer dance.
"I killed the demon" cheered Paige.
Piper tried to freeze her with no luck. Paige peeked over the couch.
"Phoebe's knocked out" said Paige looking at her unconscience sister.
"Well leave her" said Piper.
"She probably got herself knocked out on purpose to play the part of sleeping beauty" said Paige.
Jason runs in looking doopey.
"Where's my Phoebe pie?" asked Jason.
Piper points to Phoebe on the floor.
"Oh my love" sobs Jason. He kneels by her. "When I lay a kiss upon your silky lips you will wake up"
He lays one on her and Phoebe's eyes flutter open. Paige watches with a bag of popcorn and takes a kleenex.
"Fastfoward" mutters Piper.
"Jason you saved me" said Phoebe softly. She looks into his eyes and they kiss furiously.
Paige blows her nose.
"Give me a break" cried Piper.
Paige hands her a piece of her kit kat bar. Piper spots Cole in the kitchen. She runs in.
"My sexy wildcat" says Piper seductively.
Cole looks past her and into the living room. "what happened?"
"I got a boo boo" said Piper pointing to the cut on her arm.
Leo runs in and heals it.
"I took care of it" said Leo.
Piper groans.
"Gosh Leo get a life" says Piper.
Leo starts to whimper and runs out of the room crying.
"That Jason is really annoying the hell out of me" growls Cole. He conjures up an athame.
"Can I do it?" begs Piper. "I'll be you love slave for the rest of my pathetic life"
"Ok" says Cole softly. "Only if you promise to do it slowly. I have friends in the business if you want some pointers"
"I'm okay" said Piper. She touches his leg.
"Not now princess" scolds Cole.
"I like it when you talk business" said Piper.
She sees Jason buttoning his shirt. Cole watches her in delight.
"Demon" screams Piper flinging the athame towards Jason.
Phoebe screams and dives in slow motion. Paige is puking out the window.
"Damn" cries Piper. She freezes the athame and Jason. Phoebe is still falling in slow motion. Phoebe falls to the ground and Piper unfreezes the athame. It hits Jason in the heart. "Bingo"
Jason falls to the floor, Phoebe shrieks.
"Phoebe it's okay I didn't know" lied Piper forcing out tears.
"No" said Phoebe. "He got blood all over my new boots"
She picks up her sceptor and taps Jason. He comes alive. Paige is passed out on the floor from all the commotion. Piper falls to her knees.
"No" screams Piper.
Damn, Phoebe had a way to bring Jason back. I hope you keep reading and death ideas are appreciated. Please RevIeW!