*Woman appears struggling with a blanket*
Woman: Argh! Why is it so hard for me to pull on a stupid blanket?
Director: Because it doesn't have sleeves.
Woman: What does that have to do with it? And why is everything gray? *Keeps trying to cover herself with the blanket*
Director: Be quiet, we're filming.
*Woman finally gets the blanket on*
Woman: Hurrah!
Phone: Ring! Ring! Ring!
Woman: ?!$%!!!
*Snuggie magically appears*
Woman: OMG! I can use my hands! And the world has color again!
*Woman walks across floor to pour coffee. Snuggie makes her trip*
Woman: Augh! Curse you, Snuggie!
Director: No, no, the viewers have to believe that the Snuggie is good.
Woman: But we'll get sued.
Director: Moving on.
Woman: Hey, how did we get to this football game!
Random Person: Do the wave!
Woman: I wore a blanket to a football game. And they're filming this! How much are you paying me?!
Director: A lifetime's supply of Snuggies.
Woman: AUGH!!!!
*Transports to a campfire*
Woman: I'm still warm! Wait, I'm really warm. Uh-oh, this giant sleeve picked up the fire!
*Runs away screaming*
Director: This is a disaster! Wait, I've got an idea! I'll include a free book light!
Old Guy In Snuggie: Yo. I is eatin' popcorn. IN A BLANKET! WOOH!
Voice: Similar products sell for huge prices.
Woman: There are similar products?
Voice: Now you can get the Snuggie for just 19.95!
Woman: I'm getting out of here! *Pulls off flaming Snuggie. World becomes black and white again*I'll take it!