AN: Thanks to all my reviewers. I have decided to try my luck at R/H, and humor. I don't think this has been done before (Hope not any way-it's pretty scarry).
Hmmmm…
She loved it, she didn't know why, but she loved it. The way he smiled, the way he looked when he concentrated at moving his next chess piece, and especially when he thought something over, struggling with that little word on his lips "hmmmm…"
What was it about that word? It drove her absolutely mad! She was obsessed with hearing him say it. No one else said "hmmmm" like him, no one. Not Harry, or Neville, or even Viktor. Nope, only Ron could drive her mad. Maybe it was the expression on his face, or the way the soft hum came trembling out his lips. All she knew was that she wanted to hear him say it again and again.
She started to purposely ask him stupid questions, trying to get that word-or could you even call it a word-sound, anyways, to come tumbling out of his lips. Finally, she just gave up, and one day, she asked him right out of the blue to say "hmmmm."
"What" he asked, causing her to retreat in embarrassment.
"Say hmmmm."
"What?"
"Hmmmm."
"What? I don't understand you Hermione."
"I-SAID-SAY-HMMMM!"
"Say what? What do you want me to say?"
"HMMMM"
"I can't hear you, you're mumbling."
"I WANT YOU TO SAY HMMMM!"
"Are you sick Hermione," he asked feeling her forehead. His touch sent sparks, and she could feel her blood boil.
"No. All I want you to do is say hmmm." She said, trying desperately once more to get what she wanted more than anything in the world.
"You have to make yourself clearer Hermione. I can't understand what you want me to say."
"All I want you to say is hmmm." She said, breaking down into tears.
"Don't cry Hermione." Ron said, looking down uneasily at her.
"But all I w-wanted was for you t-to s-say hmmm." She shuttered.
"I'll say anything you want me to Hermione, or do anything, just tell me what you want me to say."
"SAY HMMM! HMMM RON, SAY IT! ALL I WANT YOU TO DO IS SAY HMMMM!!!!!!!!!!"
"I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU HERMIONE! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY AND I'LL SAY IT."
By now, the whole school was gathered around them, curious to what was going on. They could hear them yelling all the way outside. Harry ran in from qidditch, with Ron's sister Ginny. Soon, everyone was staring at Ron and Hermione. They, however, ignored the crowd, concentrating on each other.
"RON, CAN'T YOU JUST SAY HMMM?"
"SAY WHAT? TELL ME AND I'LL SAY IT!"
"Forget it, just forget it." She said sighing, and heading up to the common room to take a nice long nap. She had wonderful dreams of her and Ron, and of Ron saying "hmmmm"
Ron watched her walk out, and turned to the watching crown.
"Hmmmm, wonder what's gotten into her?"
AN: So did you guys think it was funny? If you want, I'll write a sequel. Maybe Hermione will get what she wants, or maybe Ron could have a secrete obsession about her…
Disclaimer: I only own the title, and hmmmm, the situation.