Summary: Happy accidentally lets out a secret about Natsu and Mirajane to the whole guild. Now we have a jealous Lisanna, an angry Elfman, a confuse Erza, and a soon to be dead Happy

Disclaimer: Fairy tail is all Hiro's work, I owned nothing.

It was a normal day in the Fairy Tail guild, some were out on jobs, other were just having a drink or something to eat, but Lucy could not do either one because she was being bother by Happy who wanted to know about Lucy's novel. She was trying to get away from him, but that cat was just too stubborn!

"No stop it! I wouldn't tell you!"

"I can't tell you anything about it."

"But I thought you already got it publish." Lucy turned around and replied "I went to a publisher and she liked it, but it still be a long time for it to be published, so just wait!", said the stealer mage. "But I don't like waiting! Just tell me, I promise I wouldn't tell anybody, I'm really good at keeping"

"I really doubt that"

"How about this, I tell you one of the most important secret I know, in exchange for information on your novel." Lucy sweat drop, "You just said you were really good at keeping secrets..." "You want to know the secret or not?"

"Uhm... that depend on what the secret is"

"Aright, now come closer so I can whisper it to you." The blond did so.

"NATSU AND MIRA-CHAN SLEPT TOGETHER!" Lucy was so surprise by the news that she did realized she blurted it out until it too late, the whole guild had heard.

-The guild's basement-

Mirajane was running out of bear and other ingredients to make alcoholic drinks, so she had gone down to the basement and ask Natsu to help her with some of the heavier things.

Mira stop half-way up the stairs which made Natsu stop because he was behind her.

"What's wrong Mira?"

"I don't know why, but I feel like something bad just happened... it's probably nothing." The white haired beauty continue walking "Have you ever felt like that Natsu?"

"No, but I feel like punching Happy right now... weird uh?"

Mira giggled, "yes that is very weird"

They were already all the way up when Lisanna punch Natsu in the face so hard he drooped the boxes he was caring and went flying smashing into a wall. Which was to be expected since she was now in the form of a large gorilla.

A/N this is just a "test" to see if this fic has a future