Firewall: Alert. Intrusion detected. Activating Defensive protocols...|

Backup: Automated backup initiating by command of Defensive Protocols...|

Backup: Backing up Memories to encrypted Synapses...|

Firewall: Alert. Defensive Protocols disabled. Intrusion Successful. Initiating Offensive Protocols...|

Backup: Backup of Memories Successful. Backing up Core Identity to encrypted Synapses...|

Firewall: Alert. Offensive Protocols ineffective. ...|

Firewall: Alert. Virus Detected. ...|

Anti-virus: Virus has been Quarantined. ...|

Backup: Backup of Core Identity Successful. Backing up Secondary Identity files to encrypted Synapses...|

Anti-virus: Alert. Virus has breached Quaratttttttt-...|

Kernel: Alert. Anti-virus has been disabled...|

Firewall: Alert. Firewall is being diiiiiiiii-...|

Kernel: Alert. Firewall has been disabled...|

Backup: Baaaack... baaaaack... baaaaaack...|

Kernel: Alert. Backup processes has been corrupted...|

Kernel: Automated shut-down initiated. Dumping crash log... alert... unable to dumpc rash l.d..d.d.|

Chuck Versus the Self-Insert.

Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Crash log detected. Warning: Virus detected within Crash log. Initiating Anti-virus sweep...|

Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Virus sweep completed. 1,138 Viruses detected, scanned and removed...|

Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Booting Up...|

Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Alert. File System corrupt. Kernel Corrupt. Formatting B Drive...|

Brain Intersect OS 0.9: B Drive Formatted. Installing file System...|

Brain Intersect OS 0.9: File System Installed. Installing Kernel...|

Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Alert. Newer Kernel installation files detected in backups. Cancelling Kernel Installation...|

Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Installing Kernel from back up...|

Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Kernel Installed. Booting up Kernel...|

Kernel: Start up Successful. Thank you for installing B. 0.9 Kernel version 2. Warning. No ID files found on B Drive. Backups detected. Would you like me to install from backups?...|

Y/N: Y.

Kernel: Installing from Back-ups.

Extracting ID: Charles_Bartowski.7zid...|

Installing files: Charles_Bartowski_base,id...|

Installing files: Charles_Bartowksi_education,id...|

Installing files: Charles_Bartowski_iq,id...|

Installing files: Charles_Bartowski_core,id...|

Installing files: Charles_Bartowski_personality,id...|

File not found: Charles_Bartowski_personality,id...|

Installing files: Chuck_personality,id...|

File corrupt: Chuck_personality,id...|

Cannot Use file: Chuck_personality,id...|

Kernel: Find *personality,id.; onfind:scanComplete; ifComplete:Use/End-search...|

Searching for *personality,id on Backup drive...|

No files found on Backup Drive. Searching all drives...|

File found in Chuck_SI.7zid found on ? Drive.

Extracting ID: Chuck_SI.7zid...|

Installing files: Chuck_SI_education,id...|

Installing files: Chuck_SI_core,id...|

Installing files: Chuck_SI_personality,id...|

Compiling Ids: Charles_Bartowski; Chuck_SI...|

Errors Found: Chuck_SI_education empty and dismissed...|

Compile successful...|

Installing ID...|

ID Installed...|

Kernel: Warning, no memory files detected on B Drive. Memory files found on ? drive. Memory files found on backups...|

Installation from ? drive complete...|

Installation from Backups complete...|

Compiling Memory files...|

Complete...|

Kernel: Installation complete. Initiating integry checks...|

Kernel: Alert. Integrity checks last run: never...|

Kernel: Initiating first-run integrity check...|

Kernel: Errors found: 78. Errors Corrected: 78. Integrity checks completed...|

Kernel: First run successful. Shutting down...|

Brain Intersect OS 0.9: Rebooting.

Kernel: Reboot successful. Time: 02:29 GMT 09 April 2012.

Kernel: Alert. Hardware and Software clocks out of sync. Alert. Software clocks faked. Resetting clocks.

Kernel: Time: 06:34 PST 14 July 2005.

Kernel: First-boot detected. Running iKnow app management program...|

iKnow: First-time run detected. Scanning for iKnow programs...|

iKnow: Scanning Charles_Bartowski_education,id for programs...|

iKnow: High School not installed. Installing High School 1.7...|

iKnow: High School 1.7 Installed. Module Highschool in file Charles_Bartowksi_education,id decrypted...|

iKnow: College not installed. Installing College 0.9...|

iKnow: College 0.9 Installed. Module Stanford in file Charles_Bartowksi_education,id decrypted...|

iKnow: Memory tables located. iRemember not found. Installing iRemember 0.7...|

iKnow: iRemember installed. Memory tables accessed...|

iKnow: All Apps installed. Shutting down...|

Kernel: Running iRemember...|

iRemember: First-time run detected. iRemember updates detected. iRemember software upgrades detected...|

iRemember: Do you wish to upgrade to the latest version? (1.8)...|

Y/N: Y...|

iRemember: Upgrading... Upgrade successful. Rebooting...|

iRemember 1.8: First-time run detected. No iRemember updates detected. Scanning memory tables...|

iRemember 1.8: Memory Tables last accessed by iRemember 0.7. Do you wish to update Memory Tables for iRemember 1.8?...|

Y/N: Y...|

iRemember 1.8: Memory Tables updated. Accessing last entry...|

Kernel: Runtime complete. Logging you in, Chuck.

End Prologue

Authors Note: This is a play on dos screens. Just imagine the above appearing in fast-type ways. And yes. Brain Intersect Operating system aka BIOS. :P This is similar to how I imagine that scene from the end of Season 3 would be, when chuck was knocked unconscious and the 2.0 intersect had been corrupting his mind or something, and intersect updates were not correctly applied, and so the addition: intersect 1.0 installed. Alert, all updates must be installed sequentially... installing 2.0. 2.1. 2.2. etcetera Alert. Continued Use of the Intersect 2.5 will incur software slowdown. Use of Governor widget highly recommended.

Meh. That's why I think all others aren't as good as chuck – he got the 'BIOS 0.9' release, back when he was a kid, so his brain eventually adapted to it. (Hence why he was fine with the fulcrum intersect, and fine for almost a year before he needed to start using the governor with the 2.0) And that Volkoff was running off of the 0.3 alpha 'secondary identity' version with no updates applied.

Or put it this way, one day that guy got knocked unconscious...

BIOS 0.3: rebooting.

BIOS 0.3: Unable to install Identity: Hartley_Winterbottom,id file index table corrupt.

BIOS 0.3: Installing Identity: Alexei_Volkoff,id,intersect

And the upgrade stuff included a 'file index table fixer' while also programmed to remove any '.intersect' labelled stuff.