"Nuu... Uugh…" Allen struggled to open his eyes, as he tried to recover from the worst headache he had ever experienced. As he lay there with his eyes closed he tried to remember what had happened the previous night. Allen quickly grew uncomfortable in his position, so he slowly turned over, but as he moved he could feel another lump in his bed… and it was snoring… "Ahh what the he-"
"Shssssh! You'll wake him up! " Allen turned over to find that not only were there two lumps in his bed, and one of them was Lavi, and to make things worse, he looked down to find that they were both naked!
"Lavi! What the hell are you doing in my bed, and who is that!" As he pointed towards the other lump. "And why are we naked! " It was silent for about a minute, and then Lavi begun to laugh quietly, "you mean you don't remember?" Allen thought for a moment and yet nothing popped out at him. "Do you think I'd be asking you if I remembered!"
Lavi starred at him, one red eyebrow raised. "Hmm yeah you did have a lot to drink last night…"
Allen looked horrified, "WHAT! Hmmm wait I guess that does explain the headache…"
Lavi smirked at him, "haha man, I didn't even know you could get that rough Allen, you should have seen yourself last night!"
Allen looked like he was about to cry, "oh god… what did I do..."
Lavi pointed over to the other lump in the bed. "Well I would feel sorrier for him, Yu sure isn't going to like this when he wakes up!"
If Allen didn't want to wake up Kanda at that moment he would have screamed at the top of his lungs. "I SLEPT WITH HIM!"
Lavi smiled, "more like he slept with you. He sure does like to be in charge.., and don't forget… I got some action from you last night as well." Allen just stared at him.
"Oh god, I'm sorry Lavi I-
"Whoa no need to apologize Allen, who says I didn't enjoy it!"
"Ummm Lavi…"
They were both interrupted by Kanda beginning to stir. Allen turned to Lavi "Oh god, what are we supposed to say to him when he wakes up!"
Lavi thought for a moment "Well he seemed to enjoy himself last night... Think he'll still be in good mood?"
Allen looked annoyed "Lavi, when is Kanda ever in a good mood?" Lavi begun to laugh loudly. "Well he was in a pretty good mood last night!
"Ugh, where the hell am I" Allen and Lavi cautiously turned towards a hung-over Kanda.
"Ummm well ya see…"
Kanda looked puzzled "Moyashi? What the hell are you doing here.. Oh god! What the hell! Why are we naked! And what is the rabbit doing here as well!" Allen had a loss for words.
"Umm well, I didn't mean for it to go this far…" Lavi begun to laugh quietly in the background, Kanda just looked more pissed off than usual "Are you telling me that… me… And you… and the rabbit…"
Lavi couldn't hold it in any longer, "hahahaha this is just priceless, are you seriously telling me neither of you remember what happened!"
Kanda and Allen just stared at him. "Are you saying that you remember everything!"
"Of course! I was the only one who wasn't piss ass drunk"!
It was silent for a moment then Kanda spoke through gritted teeth. "Are you telling me that you actually weren't drunk when you decided to sleep with us? I should have suspected this from you, you stupid rabbit! Only you would go along with something like "this" without trying to stop it!"
Lavi smirked "ah c'mon don't tell me it wasn't fun, I'm sure if you could remember you wouldn't be upset! Oh and Allen?"
Allen turned "yeah?"
Lavi tried to keep a straight face, "I never knew you were so good at naked twister! Hahahaha." Allen turned deathly pale and hid his face in the sheets.
Kanda realizing the situation he was in, begun to search for clothes without hope "Arrrg, you're going to keep torturing us aren't you, you stupid rabbit, that's it I'm going to kill you both!" Allen quickly realized that he was no longer safe and tried to untangle himself from the sheets, only to end up in a rather embarrassing position in front of Lavi.
Lavi looked amused "Back for more Allen? I would have thought you got your fill last night!"
By then Allen had turned a deep red, "uhh Lavi… please... stop…" It was then that Kanda launched himself at them; it was also then that the door to Allen's room swung wide open. "Hey Allen I just came to… ummm…" There standing at the door was a rather disturbed Lenalee looking at three naked men, tangled together in a bed…
What could possibly happen next ;)
Hey! :D This was my first fanfic of many, I obviously I plan on posting more chapters for this one, I hope you enjoyed reading it, even though it's pretty bad XD… Aw well please leave comments and I would love to hear some constructive criticism, to help me improve for my next story! ; P