A.N this is just a short thing I thought up, It's just for fun. Please review and tell me what you think!
It was just another morning at the Akatsuki daycare, and two new parents and little Jimmy waited to be shown around.
A tired looking woman with blue hair suddenly appeared in front of them in a cloud of paper planes, and shook their hands.
"Good morning mr and mrs parent, It's my pleasure to welcome you to our daycare, I'm Konan, I will be showing you round. Please follow me, and stick close." Mrs Parent jumped as a loud crash shook the walls, and moved closer to Mr Parent.
"Uh... where are the other parents?" she asked, looking round at the deserted lobby.
"All questions will be answered at the end." Replied Konan, "Oh, and don't make eye contact with ANYONE, and don't touch the walls, plants, doors, windows or children."
They followed her through the narrow corridors, glancing at the cracks and stains on the walls, and avoiding puddles.
"What are those puddles?" asked Mr parent, stepping around a decapitated barbie, drenched in red goo.
"No questions!"
Konan held out her arm, and they stopped. A little boy was lying in the corridor, face down in a pool of blood.
Mrs parent screamed, and Mr Parent fainted. Konan shook her head, and wondered how she deserved this.
The boy on the floor opened one purple eye, and glared at the still screaming Mrs Parent.
"Will you shut up! Some of us are trying to pray, stupid bitch." He sat up, and pulled the scythe out of his chest.
"Now Hidan, what have I told you about praying in the halls. You make such a mess." Konan waggled her finger at him, and nagged him a bit more, as Mr parent took a long swig from a bottle, and Mrs Parent screamed again.
Hidan got to his feet, and wiped his scythe on Mrs parent's dress.
"Who's this boy?" he asked, Pointing at Jimmy. "Can I play with him?"
"Yes, i don't see why not." Konan said, before Mrs Parent could take Jimmy, and run away. "Just be careful, and don't let him near zetsu."
She pushed Mr and Mrs parent towards the door, and Hidan smiled sweetly at Jimmy.
"Jashin is gonna have so much fun with you..."
Tune in next week for another exciting episode of Akatsuki daycare!