Disclaimer: I don't own them if I did I would have a lot more confidence and money. I just drug Naruto and bring him back to my house and tie him to my bed and take notes while Sasuke has his way with him. I take him back much later in the same shape…more or less. (Stupid ligature marks)

Neji: Those ropes can leave some nasty marks…

Mishka: You should know

Neji knocks Mishka out and ties her to the bed railing…

Neji: Let's see how you like it

Warning: The following story may contain yaoi content, if you just crawled out from under a rock that means boy x boy. No kiddies permitted. If you are prone to nosebleeds please have tissues ready. If you are prone to random crying I recommend nearby tissues.

Cliché fest

By: Mishka-chan

It all started an hour ago, an hour gone horribly wrong. (A/n or good if you are Sasuke or a fan fiction lover terribly right.) I am now hiding in a closet of the Uchiha Estate and fearing for my innocence. It all started with a plumbing problem. There wasn't enough hot water for two showers and so I came up with the bright idea to share a shower with the Uchiha. I am such an idiot. He promised we could wait, but no! If I weren't so smexy this wouldn't happen. Arrgh. The last hour had turned into a cliché fest.

"Naruto!" I heard a singsong voice call. Time for bed!" the 'e' was dragged out in a childlike way. I heard the feet pad past the door. Holding my breath. "I know where you are. Let's not make this difficult."

The shower wasn't the worst part. Apparently because he lives alone he only has one clean blanket so we would have to share. I was willing to try until a hand came snaking across my thigh. Dear god. He was such a pervert.

"Naruto! If I have to tie you to the bed I will." I could practically hear the smirk on his lips. I bet he had planned this all in advance. What was up with crazy Uchihas? Did they all have to be huge perverts, gay, and violent? Did they have to tie someone up to be happy? Did they have to BDSM someone to death? Did they have to get off at the thrill of the chase? Was there a set criterion? When they were born did they get a list of things to do before their eighth birthday? Did they have a rule that said they had to grope Naruto Uzumaki? Why me?

Suddenly the closet door bust open and there stood Sasuke. "Found you!" I was suddenly being dragged off in the direction of the bedrooms.

I woke up sore and heavy. My wrists and ass hurt like there was no tomorrow. Ligature marks stained my wrists. My god I thought I had stamina. I was nothing compared to Sasuke. It all started a little while ago. Okay about twenty-four hours ago.

I felt something shift on the bed next to me.

Silk scarves, silk scarves and rope… cries.

"Ready for more, koi?"

A/N read and review please I will decide on a second chapter in accordance to your review the same applies to all my stories.