Ainsley Harriott Rubbing his Meat
It started off like any other day, but Ainsley knew this day would be special. He awoke from his bed made out of cloths and leaves, opening his eyes as the sun's rays beamed through the tree's branches onto him. His signature smile spread across his face.
After a few moments of drinking his coffee made from the finest dirt in all of the lands, he gathered up the energy to leave his home. He had to be quiet outside of his shack. The jungle was full of hungry leopards and tigers. As he made his way to the beach, he fixed up all of his camera equipment which he had built himself from scrap pans and pots. He glanced over at his chicken pen that he had built a few weeks back. It held his finest chicken that he was going to use for the show. It was time to prepare the chicken…
Lights, cameras, and action. The camera's recording light turned on, signifying the start of his new show. He took his sauce which was 50% Bad Dragon lube, and put it on his special spoon. He looked at the camera, and said "Give ya meat a good 'ol rub…" He slowly started to stroke his meat which is special sauce. This is what he's been waiting for. "Yeehehehe, nice and hot.. Very hot and spicy.." He could imagine the chicken's spirit being very pleased as he rubbed it thoroughly. "Yeeeeeh boi."
It was the time of his life.
THE END