Disclaimer: I don't own anything from the Harry Potter world; J.K. Rowling does. No copyright infringement is intended; I am only borrowing these characters.
(for the 'Figgy Pudding' challenge at grangersnape100 on LJ)
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In the Hogwarts staff room, one portion of delicious figgy pudding was left. Those present narrowly eyed each other, hands near their wands. Who would be bold (and unwise) enough to claim it?
Professor Trelawney leaned forward, her eyes manic. "I have Seen myself eat every crumb!"
"What nonsense!" Professor Granger said roundly, seizing the pudding.
"As Headmaster, it is mine, Granger," Headmaster Snape said coldly.
"No," Hermione said sweetly.
Snape smiled. "Accio pudding!" he commanded.
Unfortunately, the others did so too. The bowl ended up the chimney, splatters of pudding everywhere.
"Dark magic pudding!" Trelawney whimpered.
Shamefaced, everyone agreed.
FINIS