DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH (wish I did) SO DON'T SUE ME OR ANYTHING ALL YOU'LL GET IS A FEW HUNDRED WEAK CARDS AND AN OLD COMPUTER!!!!

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"I can't believe it!!!"

"Believe it, mutt!"

"That ain't fair!!"

"You implying that I cheated Wheeler?"

"If the glove fits Kaiba!"

"You wanna make something of it?"

"Think you can punch hard enough rich boy?"

"I dare you to hit me!"

"You asked for it!"

Joey lunged at Kaiba, fists flailing. Kaiba stood still, not backing down from the furious blonde-haired street kid who seemed intent on murdering him. Or at least rearranging his face. At the last second he moved to one side. Joey couldn't stop quickly enough. With a yelp and a crunch he caught his foot on a piece of mangled metal and toppled over into a pile of mud. Muffled laughter came from the gang as Kaiba moved in behind him, laughing as he came.

"Guess it's true what they say! Once a mutt, always a mutt!"

"I'll get you get you Kaiba. Someday, somehow I will beat you!"

"In your dreams!"

Kaiba laughed maniacally, growing larger and larger, towering over Joey even more than the Duel Tower in the background. He lifts his foot, bringing it down to squash Joey. Joey rolls out the way, screaming in terror.

"Aaaaaah!!!!! Ouch!!!!"

Joey rubbed his head as he looked round his bedroom. Everything was in its normal, if slightly messy, state. There was no giant Kaiba, no Duel Tower and no mangled metal. He flinched as the door opened.

"Joey? Why were you screaming?"

"Er....no reason sis."

"Okay. School starts in ten minutes."

"Why didn't you wake me up?"

"It sounded like you were about to beat Kaiba this time. I didn't want to wake you up!"

Joey grumbled and gathered up his clothes, making an even bigger mess of his school uniform and his hair than usual. He gasped into the classroom five minutes late and very red.

"Nightmares again Joey?"

"Shut it Tea."

"Oooh, touchy. Someone got squished by Kaiba again!"

"Leave it Yugi. Being King Of Games has really made you sarcastic."

"Not that, Yami."

They looked up as the ground shook. Kaiba approached the building, still coming to school despite the fact that he had outgrown it. Literally. He looked in the window and then grabbed Joey.

"I haven't had my breakfast yet Wheeler, and I guess it's not your lucky day!"

Joey screamed as Kaiba lifted his arm. He was lifted closer and closer to the black cavern that was Kaiba's mouth.

"WAKE UP WHEELER!"

"Wha?"

"You fell asleep in science for the third day in a row."

"Nuts!"

"Here's your detention form!"

"Why have you got my detention form?"

"Teacher told me to give it you!"

Kaiba walks away. At the door he turned and looked back at Joey.

"Get some sleep tonight mutt! Why were you screaming anyway?"

"None of your business Kaiba!"

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