AUTHOR'S NOTE: While I'm working on chapter four of Worlds Collide ( the title has been changed and shortened to just "Worlds Collide") I decided to publish this quick little interview (hosted by Mont Blanc, kupo!) for our, Lightning (Knightning…keke) Farron! Anyways, I'll be continuing this completely pointless "story", so if you want a question to be answered by Lightning, review and I might just put it in the story! Although, no questions that are rated M, 'cause the story ain't.

Write on,

WriteFF13

Worlds Collide: Lightning's Interview

Part 1

Mog: As you may know already, I am Mog the moogle, and we're hosting an interview inside the Historia Crux. We're were traveling around, kupo, and suddenly, we were sucked into a completely different time! Well, we know how to get back, but since time is frozen here, it doesn't really matter. So we're taking a break, kupo.

I will be your host for today's interview with the lovely – albeit grouchy – Lightning Farron, kupokupo! You can call me Mog!

Mont Blanc enters and seats himself at the table…[or, rather, hovers]

Mont Blanc: What? We've got an interview goin' on! Count me in, kupo. Can I ask some questions too, Mog?

Mog: Monty! I thought you were with Cloud? Eh, fine, kupo, just nothing too insulting or vulgar, kupo.

Monty: Me? Insulting? Vulgar? Kupo! What am I, verbally abusive?

Mog: *cough* "Err, yes, Monty, you are, kupo. And ANYWAYS, it's time to start the show! Where's Lightning?

Monty: Probably primping her strange pink hair and applying a fat layer of makeup, kupo.

Mog: (looks at Monty with a grossed-out look) Eww, Monty…kupo…Besides, Lightning wears only a little bit! And I like her pink hair...it's very...pink...?(Constults notes). Alright, back to the–

Lightning: (Grows impatient and sighs) I'm right here, you idiots.

Monty: (Monty jumps out of his seat and angrily flies around her head) GAH! Why do you have to sneak up on me all the time, kupo?

Lightning: (Sighs and takes a seat in the fold up chair at the interviewer's table…she looks bored) If you didn't blab your mouth all the time, Monty…

Monty: Shut up, wench!

Mog: Monty! That's no way to treat the guest, kupo. I'm sure Lightning was waiting patiently.

Monty: Patiently my–

Mog: AHEM.

Lightning: Tch. Let's get this over with so we can get back in the Historia Crux. I'm sure Cloud's floating around in there with nothing to do.

Monty: All right then, woman. First question: do you really have a belly-button piercing, kupo?

Lightning: What kind of question is that?

Mog: Not sure, kupo… it's all in my notes. I'm just the interviewee.

Monty: Answer it, dang it!

Lightning: Fine. Yes, I do have one. Got a problem with that?

Monty: Did I say I had a problem? Can I poke it, kupo?

Lightning: What? No! Get your grubby paws away!

Mog: Err…Monteblanc likes shiny things.

Lightning: ( . )You want to keep those pathetic paws of yours, Monty? Back off, or they come off.

Monty: So shinyyy….AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!KUPOOOOOOO!

Lightning: Don't say I didn't warn you. Heh.

Monty: Ouch! I didn't really think you would freeze my hand to the table, kupo! WTF!

Mog and Lightning: "WTF?"

Monty: (holding his hand and glaring at Lightning) It means "what the–"

Mog: Okayyyy then! Why don't we have a quick intermission, folks? I think that'd be good, kupo. Thanks for watching, and don't go too far! The show will be back on…soon. I hope, kupo!

Monty: Awww-ouch! KUPO! What are you doin–owww!Son-of-a-moogle! Good goddess Etro!

_.: InTeRmiSsIoN:._

Mog: Well, folks, we'll be back soon with more, kupo, so be watching for Part 2 of Lightning's interview! Oh, kupo! And don't forget to look out for chapter four of Worlds Collide: Birth of Darkness…and here's a little on-the-down-low (Monty rolls his eyes…wait, doesn't he have squints?) info on what the next chapter will be, kupo!

Mont Blanc: You can't release information to the public without consulting the author, you idiot!

Mog: I already have permission, idiot! Anyways, kupo, the fifth chapter will have two versions, and the first version chapter title has already been decided: "Chapter 5 V.1: Run" , kupo! Until then, read the newly updated chapter 4, "Fighting Fate"! That's all I'll say for now, kupo.

Mont Blanc: About time ya shut up, kupo.

Mog: ...

Mont Blanc: So do I get to release a little info, too, kupo?

Mog: I don't care. But if the author suddenly pulls you out of the story, don't say I didn't warn you, kupo.

Mont Blanc: Pfft. Anyways, I have better new anyways! For all a y'all BLEACH fans out there, WriteFF13's got a new Bleach fanfic comin' out, titled She, Rukia. So don't be a weaboo and miss it, kupo.

Mog: MONTY! You can't insult the audience like that!

Lightning: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

Mont Blanc: This is an A and B conversation, so why don't you just SEE your way outta here, kupo?

Lightning: Say that again, and I'm ditching you with Cloud next time, got it?

Mog: Kupooo….let's just end the Part 1 already, shall we?

See everybody in Part 2 of Worlds Collide! Kupo! And remember that title has been changed from Worlds Collide: Birth of Darkness to just Worlds Collide. "Worlds Collide" is Light's POV, and Worlds Collide: Birth of Darkness is Cloud's, kupo! All right!

2nd AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well, if this were an anime, this would be called a filler. But who cares? So, did you think it was slightly funny? I basically wrote it with the image of Mog, cold Lightning, and smart-mouth Monty in an interview…and this is what came out. This doesn't really relate to Worlds Collide other than name and reference to the plot line. And the thing about Cloud, well…can't tell you much about it. And if you missed the info about new WC:BOD chapters and a Bleach fanfic, look again!

And more about this interview, story. I was really just kind of getting their personalities in check with this first chapter. Later chapters, like part 2 of Lightning's interview, will focus more on questions. As you can tell, things kind of got out of hand between Mont Blanc and Lightning, so poor Moggy had to cut things short...and feel free to submit questions that, like Mog said, aren't vulgar or "inappropriate" for the interview.

UPDATE 5/4/12: I've shortened Light's POV Worlds Collide story to just "Worlds Collide" without the "Birth of Darkness" at the end...it was a little too much. When I finish Light's WC story, I may completely change Cloud's POV story title, or just keep it WC: BOD...not sure yet...

Write on,

WriteFF13 (KuPo!)