Let's say, Link, Ganon, Redead, Impa, Sheik, Zelda, Ruto, Kewix, Zenix,
Kejix, Kaepora, Ingo, talon, malon, nabbooru, saria, Saiae, running man,
Poe in a bunny suit, Master chief, a Marine, Captain Keyes, Tazy, Jena,
Delley, Linshi, Flood, Elite, a grunt, Shiro, Legato, Knives, and whole
bunch of other random people get on a bus for a road trip.
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Tazy: Yay! Road trip! *Jumps up and down in her seat (I'm Tazy, Saiae's my in real life best friend's Zelda fan character.)
Saiae: could ya sit down Tazy?
Link: (falls asleep against window drooling)
Tazy: (Blinks and then pokes him)
Link: (Screams like a girl)
Tazy: (jumps into Saiae's lap screaming as well.)
Redead: (tries to suck the life out of the flood)
Flood: (tries to suck the life out of redead)
MC: Scary.
Jena: (Blinks) Bus driver (aka. Captain Keyes): Hello everyone and welcome to our completely Zany road trip!
Tazy: (jumps up in down in her seat) Yay!
Link: (does same)
Zelda: (stares at link's rear) (is sitting behind link)
Chibi Legato: (Gnaws on Knives)
Chibi Knives: (gnaws on Legato)
Poe: (dances on Keyes' head)
Keyes: okay........ We'll be off then.
Redead has now moved on to sucking the life out of the seat that Zelda's in.
Grunt: Run away! (runs into wall)
Tazy: I saw that coming!
Link has fallen asleep on Tazy
Tazy: (pushes Link off of her) Hey!!!
Sheik gets carsick and randomly hurls out the window.
Mc: you okay sheik?
Sheik: Yeah. (Hurls out the window again) okay, I'm better.
Ganon: (fights over a pink stuffed bunny with the poe infront of Impa)
Impa Okay! I'm going to go insane! Just give him the fuckin' Bunny Ganon!
Ganon: but.
Impa: now!
Grunt: Steals bunny and sits in Saria's lap with it acting all cute.
Link and Tazy have fallen asleep leaning on each other.
Zelda: (is totally jealous)
knives eats mud cookies with worms on them Legato banging knives on the head with his squeaky rubber hotdog.
Saiae: I'm going to go insane!!! (stands on her seat and screams) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Mc: Better Saiae?
Saiae: Yeah, much better.
Flood infects the tire of the bus making one of the tires on the bus an odd color/shape
Redead Still sucking the life out of Zelda's chair now Zelda is completely freaked out.
Zelda: Help me.
Mc raises his pistol at the redead and shoots causing the redead to twitch on the ground
Zelda: Is it dead
Sheik: no, it's spasming. I think.
Zelda: Leaps and Glomps Mc
Mc: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Saria pets the grunt not minding anything going on
Poe and ganon are now fighting over a Brittany Spears picture.
Saiae: (sweat drop) how much more insane can this become?
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Tazy: Yay! Road trip! *Jumps up and down in her seat (I'm Tazy, Saiae's my in real life best friend's Zelda fan character.)
Saiae: could ya sit down Tazy?
Link: (falls asleep against window drooling)
Tazy: (Blinks and then pokes him)
Link: (Screams like a girl)
Tazy: (jumps into Saiae's lap screaming as well.)
Redead: (tries to suck the life out of the flood)
Flood: (tries to suck the life out of redead)
MC: Scary.
Jena: (Blinks) Bus driver (aka. Captain Keyes): Hello everyone and welcome to our completely Zany road trip!
Tazy: (jumps up in down in her seat) Yay!
Link: (does same)
Zelda: (stares at link's rear) (is sitting behind link)
Chibi Legato: (Gnaws on Knives)
Chibi Knives: (gnaws on Legato)
Poe: (dances on Keyes' head)
Keyes: okay........ We'll be off then.
Redead has now moved on to sucking the life out of the seat that Zelda's in.
Grunt: Run away! (runs into wall)
Tazy: I saw that coming!
Link has fallen asleep on Tazy
Tazy: (pushes Link off of her) Hey!!!
Sheik gets carsick and randomly hurls out the window.
Mc: you okay sheik?
Sheik: Yeah. (Hurls out the window again) okay, I'm better.
Ganon: (fights over a pink stuffed bunny with the poe infront of Impa)
Impa Okay! I'm going to go insane! Just give him the fuckin' Bunny Ganon!
Ganon: but.
Impa: now!
Grunt: Steals bunny and sits in Saria's lap with it acting all cute.
Link and Tazy have fallen asleep leaning on each other.
Zelda: (is totally jealous)
knives eats mud cookies with worms on them Legato banging knives on the head with his squeaky rubber hotdog.
Saiae: I'm going to go insane!!! (stands on her seat and screams) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Mc: Better Saiae?
Saiae: Yeah, much better.
Flood infects the tire of the bus making one of the tires on the bus an odd color/shape
Redead Still sucking the life out of Zelda's chair now Zelda is completely freaked out.
Zelda: Help me.
Mc raises his pistol at the redead and shoots causing the redead to twitch on the ground
Zelda: Is it dead
Sheik: no, it's spasming. I think.
Zelda: Leaps and Glomps Mc
Mc: Ahhhhhhhhh!
Saria pets the grunt not minding anything going on
Poe and ganon are now fighting over a Brittany Spears picture.
Saiae: (sweat drop) how much more insane can this become?