Something strange was happening.
Something bad.
Llamas, Funny, Scary... Llamas. They make the sanest person go crazy.
Harry whistled on an early spring morning in the dorms. Hermione was hiding under a crisp, clean blanket, having fallen asleep studying last night. Ron walked into the dorm, and Harry thought he looked a mess, not unlike the time he was slipped love potion.
"Ok Harry?"
"Could say the same to you, Ron, Im fine... Are you okay?"
Harry asked, staring at Rons dazed expression.
"I just.. heard malfoy singing a song yesterday."
"Not weasley is our king, Ron! dont listen to him hes just anattention seeking pra-"
"No not that!"
Said Ron sharply, "The Llama Llama duck song..."
Ron stared into space, humming an annoying little tune...
Hmm mnn mhh hmm hmm hm hm hm hm hm... HM HMH HM MMHH!. hmma hmma hmmmm.
"What song is that Ron?"
Ron jumped up, Undazed, and begin to scream like a guinea pig with winning lotto tickets,Waking up Hermione in the process,
"I WASNT DOING ANYTHING!"
Harry gave her a look but Ron had already begun his song...
here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck
llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck
I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
but I never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck
half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck
is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck.
Harry looked horrified. Hermione had a wet patch and a face of pure, undisturbed terror...
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