Womanizer
An NCIS Drabble.
Starring Very Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo.
Daddy-O, you got the swagger of champion
Too bad for you, you just can't find the right companion
Even a blind man could tell that Anthony DiNozzo was a womanizer. He had never met a woman he wouldn't flirt with shamelessly. It didn't matter if he was undercover, on duty, off duty, at a bar, at a prison, at an airport, or in the middle of nowhere. If you were a decently hot woman, he was going to attempt to hit on you.
He had at first impressed McGee with the stories of his conquests, but now he and everyone else were tired of hearing about them.
The truth was that each "story" that recounted a conquest over the past two years was all part of an elaborate sham to cover the truth. Tony could flirt with whoever the hell he wanted, but at the end of the day he always went home to the same person.
And Gibbs wouldn't have his womanizer any other way.
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard, it could be easy
Who you are, that's just who you are, baby
A/N: Just a short little drabble I thought of. If you like, let me know! In a side note, while Britney Spear's original version of the song is okay, I particularly enjoy Lily Allen's version. If you haven't heard it, check it out on youtube. It's worth it!
A/N 2: I know there are probably other fics out there about Tony and also many fics that use this song. This fic is simply my spin on things.
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