What Inuyasha Really Hears Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha

I have created a device that translates everything what the people surrounding Inuyasha say into the terms he hears it in.

Kagome: blah blah blah blah blah blah ramen.

Inu yasha: Ramen, where!?

Kagome: blah blah blah pack back blah blah blah.

Inu yasha: give it to me wench!

Kagome: blah blah blah Sit boy!

Inu yasha: geh! * fells on face* damn you wench!

Kagome: blah blah blah blah blah I'm going home!

Inu yasha: fine go! I don't care

Kagome: blah blah blah blah blah blah taking ramen with me blah blah!

Inu yasha: No, wait! ( he wants the ramen)

Kagome: blah blah? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I sense a shikon shard blah blah blah

Inu yasha: What? Where?

Kagome: blah blah blah blah blah North blah blah .

Inu yasha: well then lets go!

Kagome: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Rude blah blah blah blah.

Inu yasha: feh. Wench

Kagome: SIT BOY!

Inu yasha: *falls on face*