One day Tamaki was walking in the forest when he spotted a banana slug; he decided to leave it be. He took only one step forward, which saved him from being killed by a whizzing ninja star.
"What the hell?!" He screamed. Team 7 jumped from out of a nearby tree, revealing themselves.
"Oops, sorry; that was a close one," Naruto laughed. Sakura wacked him on top of his head.
"You could've killed all of us, you idiot!" She yelled.
"Knock it off, you two," Kakashi told them smoothly, without looking up from his erotica. Sai just smiled. Tamaki was still frozen.
"What the hell?!" He screamed once more. He had just been minding his own business, walking to the host club, when these ninja had attacked him! "I thought you were our target," Naruto explained, rubbing his neck. "There he is!" Sakura shouted.
Sai broke his silence, "Formation A, guys." Tamaki looked over his shoulder to see a giant Usa-chan with a gun running up behind him. Tamaki let out a blood curdling shriek. The 3 young ninja jumped into action attacking the giant bunny while Kakashi continued reading. His students were failing; Usa-chan knocked Sakura out with the handle of its gun, it suffocated Sai with its stuffing, and it kicked Naruto into some faraway tree. Usa-chan came charging up after Tamaki like a wild bull.
Tamaki closed his eyes and prayed. When nothing happened, he opened his eyes to see Usa-chan on the ground while the ninja known as "Kakashi" was sitting on top of its stomach, still reading.
"You didn't see anything," Kakashi told Tamaki threateningly. Tamaki nodded and ran as fast as he could to the host club.