Tazl: Hi! My name is Tazl, short for Totally Awesome Zelda Lover!
Navi: Shut the fuck up bitch! That ain't you fuckin' name! It's The Annoying Zelda Lover, bitch!
Tazlf: Oh... and that's Navi, the fairy from The Legend of Zelda.
Navi: Damn right bitch! Don't fuck with me!
Tazl: Right... Today we have a special guest. The star of my favorite video- game series of all time!
Navi: Oh god... please not him!
Tazl: That's right! Today Link is on our show! Come on out Mr. Hero of Time!
Navi: Son of a bitch! You did this just to piss me off!
(Link walks out on stage.)
Tazl: Whassup Link!
Link: Ummm... hi.
(The crowd goes freakin' crazy)
Tazl: Ya hear that? That crowd loves ya baby!
Navi: Well I sure as hell don't! Get outta here you little pantless fucker!
Tazl: Don't mind her, but that does bring up a good question... what happened to your pants?
Link: The Children of the Kokiri Forest don't like pants.
Navi: Buncha little perverts...
Tazl: Link, remember our deal?
Link: Oh yeah, sorry little buddy, I get $10 to kill you because the Master Sword is the only thing that can destroy fairies.
Navi: You don't have the Master Sword anymore! Ha ha ha!
Tazl: Prop-man anyone?
(The prop-man wheels out a big rock with the Master Sword stuck inside it.)
Navi: Oh shit, at least I got FAIRY LASERS!
(Link runs to the sword while Navi fires off fairy lasers wildly.)
(Link grabs the sword and the room is engulfed in a blinding flash.)
Tazl: Oooooh.... shiny!
(When the light subsides, Link, who is now in is teenager form, is holding the sword.)
Tazl: Dude! That is fuckin' sweet!
Link: I know, pretty cool, huh?
(Navi, after decimating over half the audience, is chopped in half by Link.)
Tazl: Thanks for gettin' rid of that retarded fairy, he kept followin' me around.
Link: He's supposed to do that!
Tazl: Oh... well I didn't like it!
Link: Whatever, pay up.
(Tazl gives Link $10)
Link: I'm outta here, and I'm keepin' the sword too. You can keep that little butter knife I was usin', I hate that thing.
(Link leaves the set)
Tazl: That's a wrap folks! Great show, join us next time when we talk to Ganondorf... this is gonna so freakin' sweet!
Navi: Shut the fuck up bitch! That ain't you fuckin' name! It's The Annoying Zelda Lover, bitch!
Tazlf: Oh... and that's Navi, the fairy from The Legend of Zelda.
Navi: Damn right bitch! Don't fuck with me!
Tazl: Right... Today we have a special guest. The star of my favorite video- game series of all time!
Navi: Oh god... please not him!
Tazl: That's right! Today Link is on our show! Come on out Mr. Hero of Time!
Navi: Son of a bitch! You did this just to piss me off!
(Link walks out on stage.)
Tazl: Whassup Link!
Link: Ummm... hi.
(The crowd goes freakin' crazy)
Tazl: Ya hear that? That crowd loves ya baby!
Navi: Well I sure as hell don't! Get outta here you little pantless fucker!
Tazl: Don't mind her, but that does bring up a good question... what happened to your pants?
Link: The Children of the Kokiri Forest don't like pants.
Navi: Buncha little perverts...
Tazl: Link, remember our deal?
Link: Oh yeah, sorry little buddy, I get $10 to kill you because the Master Sword is the only thing that can destroy fairies.
Navi: You don't have the Master Sword anymore! Ha ha ha!
Tazl: Prop-man anyone?
(The prop-man wheels out a big rock with the Master Sword stuck inside it.)
Navi: Oh shit, at least I got FAIRY LASERS!
(Link runs to the sword while Navi fires off fairy lasers wildly.)
(Link grabs the sword and the room is engulfed in a blinding flash.)
Tazl: Oooooh.... shiny!
(When the light subsides, Link, who is now in is teenager form, is holding the sword.)
Tazl: Dude! That is fuckin' sweet!
Link: I know, pretty cool, huh?
(Navi, after decimating over half the audience, is chopped in half by Link.)
Tazl: Thanks for gettin' rid of that retarded fairy, he kept followin' me around.
Link: He's supposed to do that!
Tazl: Oh... well I didn't like it!
Link: Whatever, pay up.
(Tazl gives Link $10)
Link: I'm outta here, and I'm keepin' the sword too. You can keep that little butter knife I was usin', I hate that thing.
(Link leaves the set)
Tazl: That's a wrap folks! Great show, join us next time when we talk to Ganondorf... this is gonna so freakin' sweet!