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Inu-Yasha meets Naraku for the first time
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One day, Inu-Yasha's walking through the woods, follow so far?

Inu-Yasha: Oh, look at me, I'm walking through the woods!

Then, he sees something.

Inu-Yasha: I see something!

It's Naraku, but he don't know who Naraku is yet.

Inu-Yasha: Who's this? This dude looks like a lady! Hello there, miss!

Naraku gets really mad that Inu-Yasha thought he was a woman and tries to kill him.

Inu-Yasha: Whoa! He tried to kill me!!

Then Naraku runs away.

Inu-Yasha: He ran away!!

Then, Naraku says "I kill you some other time. Dinner's burning.".

Naraku: I'll kill you some other time. Dinner's burning.

Then, Inu-Yasha freaks out.

Inu-Yasha: Omg, I'm freaking out here!!!

------The next day------

Inu-Yasha: It's the next day!!

Naraku comes.

Inu-Yasha: Omg, it's Naraku!!

Naraku tries to kill Inu-Yasha again.

Inu-Yasha: He tried to kill me again!!!!

Naraku gets really mad, and has emotional a breakdown.

Inu-Yasha: Whoa, he's having a breakdown!

Naraku: WAHHH-SNIFF-AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!WAHWAHWAHWAH-SNIFF-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naraku runs off, crying, to never be seen again.

Inu-Yasha: He ran off to never be seen again!

Naraku:WAHWAH-SNIFF-WAHWAHWAH-SNIFF-WAHWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What HAVE I been smoking? Two stories in one day! Both funny!