Hi everyone! Welcome to Warriors Game Night! This is where the Clans get together and play some video games! It may seem unoriginal, and if it sucks, let me know. If it's good, let me know that too.
Disclaimer: I only own Darkpool, who will not be appearing. However, he MIGHT show up if at least 3 different people ask for him to appear.
"WOOHOO! GAME NIGHT!" shouted Graystripe. "Which one are we playing, Firestar?"
"Graystripe, we're five rabbit hops away from the island. I'll show you when we get there," moaned Firestar. Graystripe had been pestering him ALL DAY, no joke. Fortunately for Firestar's sanity, Graystripe shut up. Five rabbit hops later, the Clans had gathered on the island. Before Graystripe could chime in, Mistystar whipped out a guitar.
There was a chorus of yowls of approval so loud, everyone was surprised they could still hear. After setting up the game, Guitar Hero 3, the leaders looked for volunteers. However, no one thought they could actually play. Therefore, Firestar had to step up. He turned the difficulty up to Expert and started playing The Metal. His final score was 99% notes hit. Firestar looked around for a challenger, but everyone thought he'd just gotten lucky. Then…
"I'll give it a shot," said a voice. Shivers slid down every cat's spine. That was a voice they hoped they'd never hear again…
"Tigerstar! What are you doing here?" exclaimed Firestar. The dark tabby purred. "Someone had to step in and get your game going. Might as well be me." Firestar still didn't trust him. "Get out. I won't let you kill anyone else." Now Tigerstar was slightly miffed. "Why must you assume I'm here to kill? All I want is a chance to play your game. Surely you wouldn't deny me that? Besides, it's the full moon. Even I wouldn't kill you now." Firestar gave in. "All right. ONE song," he sighed. "Of course. One song," Tigerstar agreed. Firestar handed him the controller. Tigerstar began to play (what else?) Anarchy in the U.K. When he finished, he'd tied with Firestar at 99%.
Now EVERYONE wanted in. If a dead cat could play, why couldn't they? Blackstar selected Berrynose to give it a try. Being a noob, he turned it down to Easy mode. Berrynose's song was Paint it Black. He wasn't nearly as good, so he only got 51%. Everyone laughed at his failure as Berrynose walked away, his ears burning with shame. Amid the chaos of cats trying to be picked, Mistystar spotted Jayfeather sitting quietly in a corner. She hopped down from the tree and padded over to him.
"Is something wrong?" asked Mistystar. Jayfeather rested his head on her shoulder. "I don't know why I bothered coming. A blind cat is useless in gaming." Mistystar stroked his back with her tail. "You have a good sense of timing, right?" she asked. Jayfeather didn't get it. "Yes, what about it?" The RiverClan leader purred. "That's all you need. We can play together. I'll handle the fret board and you can strum. Okay?" Jayfeather thought it over. "Hmmm…I could decline and keep sitting here with no chance of embarrassing myself, or I can accept, giving myself a 50-50 chance of awesome success or epic failure… well, why not? It's not like I have anything to lose." Jayfeather broke away. "I'll do it," he mewed.
By now the cats were trying everything to get picked. Onestar even had to backhand someone off the tree! Everyone thought they could play well, so you can imagine their surprise when Mistystar and Jayfeather, tails held high, padded over to the controller. At first everyone was shocked. Jayfeather was going to play? Then they laughed. All of them. Every cat except the two was in hysterics. RiverClan was strangely quiet, however. Jayfeather turned the difficulty back up to Expert. Mistystar smirked. She knew EXACTLY which song he wanted to play. To the Clans' astonishment (except for Mistystar), Jayfeather picked Through the Fire and Flames. On Expert mode. They took out their camcorders and prepared for the fail. Mistystar nodded to Jayfeather, and they started playing. They nailed it. Every note, every chord, every solo, nailed. Jayfeather hit every single note, all 3,722 of them. When the duo finished, everyone saw the giant red 100% on the screen. Everyone fainted. After completing The Impossible Song, Jayfeather was feeling adventurous. Leaning over to Mistystar, he whispered "Meet me on the border." With that, he licked her shoulder and bounded away.
…yep. That just happened.
