The SOS Brigade's clubroom door was wide open. A ginger-haired boy walked past the room, snarling and taking out his anger at nearby walls. Why was Kyo here? He didn't know. He had just run away. He was just back at school. Or was this his school...
Haruhi opened the door. "Hey, hey there, angry person! What are YOU doing? Come in!" Haruhi ushered the raging Kyo into the clubroom.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING? LEAVE ME ALONE!" Kyo thrashed about while looking around the room.
"Rapist? I'm afraid I'm not a rapist!" Haruhi chuckled! "But I am here to ask you to join the SOS Brigade!" Haruhi whipped out a bowl of water and sprinkled some on Kyo's head. "You nodded! Therefore, you're joining!" Haruhi cheered. "This is the place to be while running away from annoying family members!"
"What? How did you know about that stupid rat Yu-" Kyo suddenly paused in the middle of his sentence. "Wait… Oh, it's nothing…"
"What is it?" Haruhi inquisitively asked Kyo. "You can tell me all about your life and history!"
"For Pete's sake, do you know what the heck I mean by it's nothing?" Kyo sighed. He looked at Haruhi who was grinning enthusiastically.
"Well, I'll tell everyone that you abused Mikuru if you don't join the SOS Brigade!" Haruhi laughed and held her hand out to Kyo. "So welcome, new member!"
"WHAAAAT!? I NEVER EVEN ACCEPTED THE DAMN OFFER! ANYWAY, WHO EVEN IS MIKURU?" Kyo raged. "Wait… I'M NOT HAVING YOU TELL ANYONE THAT I ABUSED A STRANGER! I'LL JOIN THE DAMN CLUB!"
Haruhi yelled in triumph. "YESSS! Welcome, member 6! I'll introduce you to Kyon, Koizumi, Mikuru and Yuki tomorrow!" She grinned at Kyo. "Now to get started! Recruit 6, go get me some cola!"
"I'M NOT YOUR SLAVE!" Kyo was screaming.
"Someone's got anger management issues!" Haruhi chuckled under her breath. "This'll be fun..."
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