Summery: Fred Dukes a.k.a. The Blob has always been rejected by women, because he's freakishly too fat and pig headed. If he can't get a woman to like him the normal way, then he'll force one to like him. Starting with the one woman who he has always wanted.

Blob's Desperate Need

Chapter 1

Fred Dukes sat on one of the park benches in central park watching young couples and beautiful women walk by. He sighed, wishing that he could be just like them, happy, in love, and to have someone that he could spend the rest of his life with. All his life he had been rejected by countless women because of his looks and because of his attitude. There were times when he actually tried to change and become a nice guy, but in the end, the nice guy never wins.

"Everybody's got somebody, but me." he pouted. He kicked at the pigeons pecking at his feet and continued, "Even my friends got somebody to love who love them back. Hell, even Toad's got a girl! How the hell does a scrawny, green, creepy looking amphibian get a girl before me? I'm closer to normal looking that he is."

"Quit your moping, Blob." said Mystique, who had just walked up to him with her arm around Victor Creed's waist, "If you want a girl that badly then go out and get one. Don't just sit on your fat ass all day and whine about how you're so alone in the world and that you wished that you had one. For God's sake if you're so desperate, then why don't you go and order a mail order bride. I'm pretty sure that they're still legal."

Fred blinked at her, then looked to Victor for his advise.

Victor smiled and shrugged, "If I were you and I'm not. I wouldn't bother gettin' one of them. They'd eventually find some legal way to screw you over and take everything that you got, but I doubt you have anything of value, so yer safe there." Fred glared at him, but he did not say anything, "Anyways, you can always kidnap some little tramp and force her to love ya. Doesn't always work, depending on what kind of kinky bimbo ya pick up, but I'd say grab a girl that catches yer eye and show her who's the boss."

Fred let their words sink in, then smiled as he figured out exactly what he was planning to do. He looked up at Mystique and asked, "Hey, Raven. Do you by any chance have any of those mutant inhibitor collars left?"

"Five. Why?"

"Cause the girl that I've got in mind is a mutie and I wanna make sure that she can't escape by using cheap tricks with her powers."

"Oh?" Mystique's gave him a curious look, "And who exactly is this girl that you have in mind?"

"Just one of the X-Floosies. That's all."

"Well, be careful. Most of them have already got boyfriends or girlfriends. None of them take too kindly to people randomly kidnapping their partners right out from under their noses."

"Don't worry Mystique, the girl I got planned ain't gonna know what hit her nor will her little boyfriend."