Once again we arrive in some little normally peaceful town when all hell breaks loose.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" two screaming bipeds yell down the street while being chased by a giant green dog.
"I'm gonna hug you!" roared the green dog, bounding along the street like a five year old after the ice cream truck.
"I blame this on you, filth beast," the green biped yelled at his jogging companion.
"ME? You're the one who thought giant banana slugs would be a terrific reason to build some weird growth laser, Zim!" Dib countered.
"My plans are INGENEOUS! And it's your fault Gir got in the way of the beam!"
"You were the one who set your crazy robot on me!"
"You tried to foil my plan!"
"You know the first one who gets caught by Gir will probably distract him long enough for the other to get away," Gaz, flying next to them in Tak's old ship pointed out.
"Gaz! You're here to rescue me!" Dib cheered.
"No, it's just that no new games are out yet. First one to trip the other doesn't get mistaken for a taco."
The boys looked at each other and proceeded to desperately play "footsie" for survival when suddenly strange music could be heard from far off.
Suddenly an orange horse with apples on its butt proceeded to herd cattle between giant Gir and the fighting boys. Distracted by this, Gir stopped , lifted Applejack into the air, cooed, and hugged her.
"What in tarnation! Where the blazes am I? This ain't Equestria!" Applejack shouted. "Get offa me, uh, whatever you are!"
The boys ignored this and grappled each other on the ground, each trying to get the upper hand.
"Alien slime!"
"Rotten, meat child!"
Dib slapped him then stole his wig. Pointing out to watching onlookers, he shouted, "Look! He is an alien!"
"Wow! What an elaborate April Fool's Day prank!" One of the weirdoes said, not even wondering how he survived the attack of cows and giant dog robot. "You guys must have been planning this for ages! I almost believed it!"
Dib stared at the guy with shock and disgust. Eyes narrowed, he threw the wig at the man's face, turned around, walked home, and lay face down in his bed for the rest of the day.
"What is his problem?" Applejack remarked.