May 13, 6:40 P.M.

Weather: clear

Location: living room

Dear dairy...

No, oops! I mean

Dear diary,

Sometimes when I get hungry, my friends' hair begins to look tasty. Tasty... as if I could actually take a chomp from their hair and it would taste like actual food!

For example, Len's hair looks like a messy jumble of ripe yellow bananas when I'm hungry.

Luka's hair looks like a long, pink slab of salmon sashimi... or maybe tuna. Hey, maybe the reason her hair looks like that is because of the sushi she eats! It would make sense. I think.

And then, even my hair begins to look a little bit like red licorice. Or a very swirly twizzler.

But when I'm really, REALLY hungry, that's when my hair begins to look like two red swirly rolls of French bread!

But the most appetizing hair of all is... Haku's hair.

Because even when I'm not hungry, it always looks like a hot, steamy, saucy, creamy and *licks lips*... s-s-savory fresh batch of... fettucine alfredo... *DROOLS*

And it makes me really curious. Because exactly how is Haku's hair so white and fluffy anyway? And her skin always looks so creamy too! Creamy just like the sauce. And her eyes too, they were always a dark ruby red, like perfect marinara sauce...

Gah! Haku makes me sooooo hungry! Even hungrier than Meiko's chocolate hair, or Piko with his spearmint-ish hair!

And it doesn't help that she's alays with Akaito or Neru, because guess what THEY begin to look like when I'm hungry!?

Rich red spaghetti and cheesy yellow imacaroni and cheese! Aaugh!

I never even realized I was such a big fan of pasta until they all became to look like it to me...

I wonder if I really am weird though. After all, I shouldn't be looking at people's features and thinking that they're appetizing. People like Miku and Len keep telling that to me. Len even said once that I wasn't like a normal human! Phooey!

I mean, I do have this theory that I'm a little bit chimera, at least just a ilittle/i bit. But when those words come from Len, they sting a little bit.

At least Rin finds me funny! She even called me cute once, because my cheeks are so puffy and rosy. My cheeks remind me of squooshy bread sometimes. That's why I love my cheeks. It made me really happy to hear that Rin likes them too!

Anyway, I'm writing about being hungry because Luka is cooking something in the kitchen right now! It smells really good, I think it could be seafood or something. It probably is seafood, because it's Luka's cooking after all! I've been eating so much crab, that I've been turning into one lately! That's what I always tell Luka when she asks me why I'm acting crabby. But she never buys it.

Oh, by the way, I'm living with Luka because my dad has to work away overseas, and my mother passed away when I was little. But I'm sure my mom is in a very happy place, so I don't worry. She wouldn't want me to ever worry about her.

And my dad, I call my dad Teddy all the time! His real name is Ted though. He's a really awesome dad, but he's also incredibly smart and does all these different experiment things... That's why he's a professor! He's overseas studying medical stuff right now. It sort of scares me though, because what is he pokes himself with a sharp needle! Ouch! What if he accidentally injects himself!?

But Luka always tells me it's okay! He wouldn't do that. After all, Teddy always knows what he's doing!

The reason Teddy left me with Luka is because he knows her. Luka is a certified babysitter, even though it's a little embarrassing, because I'm sixteen years old and she's nineteen and I'm being babysat by her...

Oh, also Luka moved here to Japan all the way from Belgium, and that was only a year and a half ago! She did it all by herself too, which means her parents are still back in Belgium and that she's alone. Plus she can speak three whole languages! Shes amazing and so much different from me... But we share being alone in common. I think that's how we became such good friends.

I really, really love Luka! I call her my big sister because she feels like one to me. And when she calls me her little sister, I feel so warm and fuzzy inside. The reason Luka is so great is because she's really sweet and she's always there for me. She also gives the fluffiest hugs in the universe! But what made me sad was when she said she got homesick sometimes, just like how I miss Teddy. So I promised to make Luka feel as home in Japan as I possibly can! We are practically sisters after all!

Wait, that smells so delicious! I'm gonna go ask Luka what is it that she's cooking! Maybe I'll even help next time (when I can actually handle hot things)

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Newsflash: YEEEEEAAAAAH!

Awesome! Luka was cooking fettucine alfredo! And I hadn't even told her that's the food I wanted most! I think Luka must be a psychic... I wouldn't be surprised though, because Luka's my amazing big sis!