Out somewhere, at any time there's a figure going by
Name starting with the letter 'C'
With a chainsaw in his hands and blood-stained jacket on,
Those are the only things you'll see
He may look normal when you're trying to be nice
But if you say the 'A' word,
He'll chop, dice and slice
Be careful what you say, or he will get you
Don't even try to run to Nevada
You'll never escape from horror that is Snapped!Canada