Disclaimer! Star Trek & WANEGBT don't belong to me (obviously)
Also, I'm not trying to make Uhura seem like a brat, just thought she'd be awesome in this song.
& when I put "cutie" I left it vague so that you can imagine whoever you like to ship her with (Scotty, Bones, OC, etc)
With that said, please enjoy!
VERSE 1
I remember when we broke up the first time,
Saying this is it, I've had enough, 'Cause like
We never each other in our quarters
Since you're always seeing Kirk, what?
Then you come around again & say,
'Nyota, I apologize & I'll try to change, trust me'
Remember how that lasted for a week?
I say, 'I hate you', we break up
You comm me, 'I love you'
Oooh we called it off again last night but
Oooh this time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you
CHORUS
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
& you can stay with your Kirk, you can marry him instead
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
Like, ever
VERSE 2
I'm really gonna miss you Spocky boy,
But now I found a little cutie right for me, see ya!
I know you're crushin' on that Jimmy boy,
Really, everyone knows he likes you too
Oooh you commed up again tonight, but
Oooh this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
REPEAT CHORUS
BRIDGE
Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I used to think that we were forever ever
& I used to say 'Never say never'
(spoken) Ugh so he comms me up & he's like
I still care for you & I'm like, I'm just
I mean this is exhausting
We are never ever getting back together
Like, ever
REPEAT CHORUS
We, Oooh Oooh Ooh Ooh
Oooh Oooh Ooh Getting back together
We Oooh Oooh Ooh
Oooh Oooh Ooh Getting back together
& you can stay with your Kirk, you can marry him instead
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together.