''Yes! I've done it!''

Professor Akihabara jumped with mad scientist joy.

''The first artificially made Pokémon ever! I. AM. GOD!''

The lab exploded from the energy of Akihabaraness, leaving only a burning crater, with the professor nowhere to be seen. Porygon jumped into existence, surprised to be in a burning ruin of some sorts.

''What happened here?'' he thought. ''Hey, why do I look like a duck made out of Nintendo 64 graphics?! Man, my creator sure must have had a low budget.''

To be continued...