*This was written by Lisa!!!!! This story isn't one of my better's, so if you don't like it, don't flame me to bad! Really, I wrote this after I got home from a very, very long family reunion! Read and review!!!!!!!!*
Disclaimer- This song "The New Wild West" belongs to Jewel" and Voldemort and all the death eaters belong to JK Rowling!!!!!!! Now, you can't sue me!!!!! (runs around in circles singing in a sing-song voice)
Voldemort stood up and called to all the death eaters in his service, "We must wreak havoc! We must do this and let nothing remain untouched!"
He sat back down and soon a low rumbles of all his followers voices began to grow into a steady hum, falling over the land in an uproar of horror.
You see the ghost of the buffalo moving both fierce and slow
Like glittering prophesies on the edge of the horizon
As you drive glittering highways and beaten-up byways
That straddle and girdle our great and many-faced nation
You see the lambs in the ghettos who worship their Gepettos
Believing, never seeing, the strings they think bind them
So we write to our congressman with bleeding pens of the sorrow within
And in return, they just send tickets to the latest Tom Hanks show
"And do they listen to us? Do any of those fools listen to us?! No! Let us build a new revelation that WE will conquer in!"
chorus:
Welcome to the new wild west
Each man for himself
A nation civilized steeples
And lonely peoples
Welcome to the new wild west
"Will none of you stand up? I will rule this movement! I will conquer all and you, my fellow friends, will reign in glory!"
There are so many factions and cue-card reactions
It's hard to keep clear the possibilities her
Cause' there's no force to unite them
Privelage has ruled for thousands of years
Wars have been fought with bibles and tears
Yet liberation can't deny the temptation and soon becomes the oppressor
Show me a leader
Who's fit to lead
Who don't sow his steed in anything wounded enough to breed
Because after all, what fun is power if you can't act like a rock star?
"Do you see now? If we can hold power to the wizards and witches, we can hold power to the whole world! Rise up with me now, and we shall go and claim what is ours!"
Chorus:
Welcome to the new wild west
Each man for himself
A nation of civilized steeples
And lonely peoples
Welcome to the new wild west
Voldemort then sat back down and looked around, falling his gaze upon his most trusty death eaters and laying a glare of venom upon the ones he felt no use of. He whispered in a low voice,
As for me, I've been petty
Oh, and unkind, but I know my own mind
And since it seems clear there's no one leading us here
The only thing left it appears is to task ourselves
To be better each time, than those before us
We'll be an army of thieves, of self-freed slaves, of mild-mannered maids
We'll fight with whispers and blades
So get ready, a new day is dawning
As each one flinched, his voice grew louder and louder, till it seemed that his pitch could be heard over the entire earth and then, he asked, in the deadliest of murmurs, "Are you ready?"
Chorus:
Welcome to the new wild west
Each man for himself
A nation of civilized steeples
And lonely peoples
Welcome to the new wild west