Title: The Quest for Revenge.
Summary: This is a story of Sasuke going to the farthest point of getting his revenge. Too boring? Well, throw in some aliens, add a mystic quest and sprinkle some fairy dust on it. An adventurous, humorous romantic story. SasuSaku , with NaruHina and ShikaIno. AU.
(A/N): An AU story. Konoha 12 never existed; nobody recognizes each other as a part of anime. There's a reason for that. Sasuke is major OC. Well, everybody is OC. It makes things interesting. ;)
"Normal"
"Thinking/ Flashback"
"Inner"
"Announcement/banners/written text/ other information"
It was just another normal day. The sky was cloudy; the atmosphere was cool and breezy. Sasuke was strolling around the outskirts of Sound Village, lost deep in thought. Itachi was out there and he needed a way to find him and kill him.
Flashback:
Zoning out, he failed to notice where his feet were taking him.
.
SNAP!
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Sasuke found himself in a hunter's net, hanging from a tree.
Tch. Idiot. THE MIGHTY Sasuke getting trapped in a deer trap. Amusing.
Shut up. Couldn't you tell me?
I could... But I wanted to see how dumb you are. Seems I got my answer.
Why you-
Sasuke was so busy arguing with his inner that he didn't notice a big hovering disc-thing above him. Only when the said UFO flashed green beam over him; did he notice that.
What is this green light?
Just then he heard a computerized voice from the UFO "Anti-gravity beam activated"
Guess that answers my question.
Suddenly, he saw flowers and leaves floating. The net started to go upside, pulling Sasuke along with it. Sasuke slashed the net with his katana, freeing himself, but his efforts were in vain. He kept floating up up and up, being sucked into the UFO.
Sasuke slowly opened his eyes, adjusting his vision to the light. He found himself in chains. A bright light shone over him, bright enough to make him blind; but the surrounding area remained dark.
"It seems you are awake." a voice called out.
Suddenly all the lights turned on. The entire spaceship lit up to reveal its travellers. There were nine individuals including our chicken-butt haired boy. Seven were umm... Non-human.
They were humanoid, green, slimy, big-eyed aliens.
Who wore only a black colored underwear with red clouds printed on them. It barely covered their body. Sasuke was horrified at the sight.
He quickly looked away in an attempt to erase the disturbing image from his already scarred mind.
'They look like a bunch of prostitutes.' he thought.
To his left was another person, tied to chains. It took a moment for him to realize that it was none other than his brother, Itachi.
"Hello, foolish little brother." greeted Itachi.
"I am going to kill you, Itachi!" Sasuke said as he attempted to attack his brother, but the chains held him in place.
One of the creatures walked towards them.
"Now, now. No need to be feisty, humans. Just wait. You ARE going to die. Isn't that great? Kukukuku" he gave a evil laugh. All the others joined him.
I have a bad feeling about this. Inner, where the hell are you?
Sasuke and Itachi were chained next to each other. In front of them was a giant wheel with scribbling on it.
"LET'S PLAY SPIN THE WHEEL!" yelled one of the aliens appearing nowhere in front of Sasuke.
"Aahhh!" Sasuke gave out a girly shriek in terror, anime tears running down his face.
"Look what you did, Kisame! You made him cry, you fucking idiot." his fellow companion yelled at him.
"I was only trying to have fun, Hidan" Kisame said running away, hiding behind the wheel, sulking. Hidan sweat-dropped, but he quickly composed himself.
"Anyways, Queen Konan is calling. Zetsu, put us on-line."
Zetsu pressed a button. A big screen popped out, with a picture of similar looking alien on it. She had a crown on her head and a black cloak with red clouds on it.
"Show me the prisoners" she ordered.
The screen turned to face Sasuke and Itachi. Sasuke still had tear-stained face along with a running nose.
"Aww.. Poor crying child. He shall go last. Spin the wheel for the other human." she commanded.
"Yes, my Lady! Sasori, spin the wheel" Kakuzu said.
Sasori spun the wheel with all his might. Soon the wheel came to rest. The scribbling pointed by the arrow transformed into English. It said "Transform into a stone statue for eternity"
Suddenly Itachi was covered in green aura. Bright light flashed from his body and the next second, he turned into a stone statue.
"NOOOO...!" yelled Sasuke.
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He had spent his entire life training, to get his revenge.
He became an avenger, a missing-nin for the sole reason of killing Itachi. He waited his entire life for this opportunity. But now he saw his goal fading away.
It was wrong.
So wrong.
This was not supposed to happen. HE was supposed to kill Itachi, not some stupid green aliens.
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"And now, the crying kid" said the queen.
"Wait! Am I going to die?" asked Sasuke.
"Yes, my child." said Konan.
"Then I want you to fulfill my last wish" added Sasuke.
"Hmm. State your wish" commanded the queen.
"I want you to undo the spell on Itachi so I can kill him myself. I want to kill him with my own hands" wished Sasuke.
"I am afraid cannot undo the spell. To do that, you have to sprinkle 'The Enchanted Fairy Dust of Epic Magic' over him."
"And where will I find The Enchanted Fai- err- the dust?" asked Sasuke, unsure.
Konan smiled and said "You have to cross the Valley of the Dark Infinity, swim across the Dreaded Waters of the Bottomless Ocean and fly over the Pinkest cloud of the Pink Realm. You have to enter the Castle of the Pink Sky which is at the highest point of the Pink Realm. You will find The Enchanted Fairy Dust of Epic Magic inside. Hidan will hand you over the map to reach there. Any questions?"
"I have a question, my Lady. Why do these places have so long names?" asked Kisame.
Sasori hit him in the head and said "You idiot, you are not supposed to question the queen!"
Kisame's eyes watered and he burst out crying, anime-style. "Everybody is so mean! I hate this world" he yelled as he ran back behind the wheel, crying. Everybody sweat-dropped.
"Here's the map. And this is a teleporting device. Once you find The Enchanted Fairy Dust of Epic Magic, press it. You will be teleported back to the ship." Zetsu handed him the said things. But the things were covered in slime, courtesy of Zetsu. Sasuke nearly puked watching the slime-filled accessories in hand.
A green light flashed over him and the next second, he was back on land.
With that, his quest began.
(A/N): Just a random crazy idea. I know the story is crappy, but I hope you all like it. Tell me if I should make any improvements in writing. Flames accepted. But try to be nice, people. :)
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