BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ARE WATCHING (TREEHOUSE OF HORROR)
Homer is sitting on the couch flipping through channels:
flips to Bumblebeeman:
Bumblebeeman is going on a killing tangent stabbing everyone with his stinger.
flips to Family Guy:
Peter: Hey Lois I forgot to wear underwear today
Lois: Oh Peter that must have been embarrasing
Peter: Not as embarassing as that time i pooped my pants
(cuts to peter pooping his pants)
Peter: Oh no i just pooped my pants
Homer: I dont even think thats funny
flips to the news:
Kent: Bumblebee man will not stop killing so the city has constructed an enormous fly swatter to stop bumblebee man in his tracks
Homer turns off the TV
Homer: Isnt there anything good on?
The TV turns on spontaniously and only static appears
TV: Homer
Homer: I thought i turned you off you stupid piece of junk
Homer takes the remote and presses off...nothing happens...presses it again...nothing happens
Homer screams
TV: Homer, this is god
Homer:(sigh) what is it
TV: You are the only one i can find to do this deed upon deeds and if you complete it i will give you anything you desire
Homer: Out with it
TV: Ok, since so many people have turned to being vegetarian there has been an overstock of bacon that noone is eating
The TV turns from static to a big pile of bacon is the middle of a grassy plain.
TV: This bacon is in danger of molding and then ruining the earths atmosphere.
The TV shows the bacon turning green and then green stink lines going up to the atmosphere and then making a big gap in it. Then the hole vaccums people into space.
TV: So in conclusion Homer i need someone to eat all of that bacon and according to my records you are the only one that can do it and survive
Homer: I'll do it, but dont you have to give me something in return
TV: Oh yes of coarse what do you want
Homer: I want to go inside the TV so i could make it better
TV: Um... sure whatever you want Homer
Homer: Good
God zaps Homer to the bacon pile and Homer starts to eat
(1 DAY LATER)
Bart is watching TV and Homer flies through the screen and smothers Bart
Bart: Wow Homeboy you gained wait havent you
Homer: Yes, but God told me to
Marge: I fell for that once and im not falling for it agian
Homer: But this time it really happened
Marge: No more excuses Homer, you have to watch the excersize channel for one hour now
Homer: But
Marge: No buts
Marge changes the channel to the excersize channel and leaves the room
Excersize instructor: Now bring your dumbell to your waist then lift it to your chest then to the waist then to the chest
Homer: I wish i could bring my dumbell right to your face
Gods voice: you can now Homer
Homer: Whoo Hooo
Gods voice: and dont forget the remote
Homer takes the remote and walks up to the TV and goes inside it
Homer: Now where is that stupid excersize guy
Cuts to a family watching the excersize station
Excersize guy: and up and down and up and down
Homer comes up to the excersize guy and punches him in the face and the excersize guy is knocked out cold.
The family watching the TV gasps and Homer points the remote strait forward and he dissapears from the screen
Homer changed the channel and he is now on a grassy plain
The camera zooms out to reveal that Homer is actually in the middle of the battle scene of Braveheart
The two sides start to charge eachoter
Homer screams and then changes the channel and appears in the middle of an ichy and scratchy cartoon
Itchy: Get out of our cartoon buddy
Scratchy: Lets get the clubs
Itchy and Scratchy get wooden planks with nails on the end of them
Homer screams the changes the channel and he appears in the middle of the news and bumblebee man starts to chase Homer
Homer: God, how do i get out of here
God: Dont worry Homer, just go to channel 22
Homer: Ok
Homer looks at his remote and the two is gone
Homer: What if my remote is missing a two
God: Then flip Homer. Flip like you've never flipped before
Homer: What channel am i on
God: 71
Homer: Do'h
Homer flips the channels fast and then faster and faster and faster then the background behind Homer looks like he is going into lightspeed and then it stops on channel 22 and there is a big TV and on the screen is Homers living room. He crawls through the TV and sits on his couch and turns the TV off.
Homer: Tomorrow i am getting a new remote
He throws the remote away and then the viewers screen goes black like someone just turned it off. The camera zooms out to reveal a real person with a remote laughing at the episode of the simpsons he just saw then he turns around to face the camera and says "I'm watching"