Welcome to my newest story, TEAM MOVIE NIGHT!!

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Title: Team Movie Night

Rated: PG (PG-13)

Pairings: If any, slight NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, NejiTen

Summary: In which the teams all have movie nights, and it is realized that Brad Pitt is addicting, Kakashi watches M rated movies, Kiba can play the harmonica, and that all fangirls work at Blockbuster.

Time: After the fifth becomes hokage, before Sasuke-duckhead leaves.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Or any of the movie titles. But I shall be purchasing Gaara for my 16th birthday.

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ENTER: TEAM 7!

"He's late again!! And he told us what time to come!" Sakura ranted, glaring at the spot where Team 7's sensei was supposed to be.

"Believe it! Even Sasuke-teme made it!"

SMACK

"TEME!"

Sasuke smirked and put his hand back in his pocket, and continued to rest on the side of the building.

"Yo! Sorry I'm late!" Kakashi said as he appeared. "There was a sale on pocky and the hokage wanted some!"

"LIAR!"

Naruto and Sakura glared at Kakashi as he explained why he wasn't lying and how it was unkind to tell their sensei that he was lying.

"Hn. Whatever. Can we just do this?"

"Right! Let's go get ourselves what we came for!" Kakashi said, and with that, Team 7 walked into the building.

"SASUKE-KUN!!!!"

'Oh crap. Must all my fangirls work here?' Sasuke thought as he moved away from the evil fangirl and glanced at all the drooling girls in blockbuster uniform standing behind her.

"MIRA DO IT RIGHT!!"

"S-sorry manager-san! Welcome to Blockbuster! Home of a buncha movies!! We also have games and music!! So please take your time, and if you need any help, please just ask me Sasuke-kun!!"

Sakura smiled sweetly and nodded. 'Mira…he's mine back off!!' Inner Sakura screamed angrily, fire in her eyes and punching the air.

"Hn. Go away."

"B-but Sasuke-kun!"

"Hn. Go Away."

"T-that's so hurtful Sasuke-kun!"

Mira ran off crying, and Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto and Kakashi started to browse through the movies.

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"Hmm…"

Our favorite pink haired nin browsed through the romantic section, picking up several and putting them back down.

"Too long."

She picked up another movie.

"Too short."

She grabbed another.

"Oh I hate this actor!"

She picked up one that looked decent and had actors she liked, and read the back.

"This is perfect!"

Sakura tucked P.S. I Love You under her arm, and went to find Sasuke.

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"DATTEBOYA! THIS IS PERFECT!"

Our favorite hyperactive ninja jumped up and down happily. He held out the movie to admire it, and was about to walk off to find his team when it was taken from his hands.

"HEY!"

Naruto turned to glare at Kiba, who was now holding the movie. Kiba smirked.

"Ha! This is the movie Hinata Shino and me are gonna watch! Back off!"

"NO WAY! ME SAKURA AND TEME ARE GONNA WATCH IT!"

"IT'S OURS!"

"NO WAY! IT'S OURS! GIVE IT BACK!!"

"NO!"

"YEAH! DATTEBOYA!!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NEVER!"

"NOW!"

"HEY CUT THAT OUT!"

Naruto grabbed the movie and pulled it back towards him, beginning a game of tug-of-war.

"GIVE ME BACK MY MOVIE!"

"IT'S MINE!"

"Actually it's neither of yours!"

The boys stopped tugging on the movie as they were lifted off the ground by their collars. They looked up into the angry eyes of…security.

"I'm sorry boys, but you're going to have to come with me."

"B-but!"

"No buts, lets go!"

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"Hn."

"HOW ABOUT THIS ONE SASUKE-KUN?!?!"

"OR THIS ONE SASUKE-KUN?!?!"

"Hn."

"THIS ONE?! HOW ABOUT THIS ONE SASUKE-KUN?!?!?!"

"No. Go away."

Sasuke picked up a random video from the section he was in and walked back to find Sakura and the dobe, leaving his fangirls to cry.

"Sasuke-kun! What video did you pick?!"

Sasuke turned to his rosette haired teammate.

"Hn."

He held up the movie he had chosen, The Sixth Sense. She grinned and held up hers, P.S. I Love You.

"Doesn't this look good?!"

"Hn. Where's the dobe?"

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"Now you two can just stay here until you get over your differences, or until your guardians come to get you."

The security guard walked out of the holding center, going back to patrol the area.

"I can't believe you got us thrown in Blockbuster jail."

"DATTEBOYA! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD BLOCKBUSTER JAIL!"

"YEAH?? WELL NEITHER DID I!!! BUT IT'S YOUR FAULT WE'RE IN HERE!"

"WELL I BLAME YOU!! IF YOU HADN'T TOOK MY MOVIE WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS!!! DATTEBOYA!!!"

"WHY I OUGHTA!"

"WHY I OUGHTA TOO! DATTEBOYA!!!!!"

The boys glared at each other before flying into a slap fight, calling each other sissy names and shouting stupid things that aren't even words.

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"We are not going to watch a porno."

"It's not a porno Sasuke. It's a romantic love story!"

"It's rated M. We're 13."

"Yeah Kakashi-sensei!"

Kakashi sighed and went to put back the movie he had picked. But instead he walked up to the register and rented it anyways……for later.

"Stupid kids…it's not a porno…"

"Here's your porno sir!"

He snatched his movie away from the cashier and walked back to Sasuke and Sakura. But only after disposing of the evidence, throwing away the bag and stashing the movie in his hip pocket.

"Sensei, you rented the movie anyways didn't you."

"Sakura, Sakura, Sakura."

"Don't you triple Sakura me! I can see the edge of the movie where it says its rated M sticking out of your pocket!"

Sakura reached into his pocket and pulled out the movie. Kakashi grabbed it back and put it back into his pocket.

"It's a love story!"

'With just a few naughty scenes in it…'

His inner self snickered happily in anticipation, and grabbed his current volume of Icha Icha Paradise out of his pocket to read.

"Hn. Where's the dobe?"

"SASUKE-KUN! I FOUND YOUR FRIEND!! HE'S IN BLOCKBUSTER LOCKUP!"

"YAAAAAYYYYYYYY SSAASSUUKKEE-KKUUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sasuke ran away as most of his fangirls, all who actually worked at the God-forsaken store, charged at him.

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"Rock!"

"Paper!"

"Scissors!"

"SHOOT!"

"HA I WIN! DATTEBOYA!"

"NO WAY IN HELL!! I WANT A REDO!"

"HUH UH! I WIN! FAIR AND SQUARE! THE MOVIE IS MINE! DATTEBOYA!!!!"

Naruto jumped up and did a victory dance, and Kiba handed over the video.

ALL YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT BUGS DOGS AND FLOWERS BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK.

"EEEHHHHH?!?!?!"

Naruto pointed at Kiba then the movie, then at Kiba and then the movie, his mouth moving open and closed like a fish until Sasuke appeared in the doorway outside the cell out of breath.

"HEY TEME!!! HELP A GUY OUT WOULD YA?!"

"Naruto, do you really think your team would like that?"

"Hn. What is it?"

Kiba relayed the name of the movie as Sasuke opened the cell door. Sasuke took the movie out of Naruto's hands and gave it to Kiba.

"Dobe. We are not watching a movie that has the word 'Flowers' in it."

"B-but!! It was a different movie!! Really! It was Mr. And Mrs. Smith!"

Sasuke glared at Naruto.

"Let's just go."

Sasuke Naruto and Kiba were halfway out of the cell when the door slammed in their faces.

"Ah-ah-ah! Trying to break out? Nobody without the password can open the door to the Blockbuster jail cell without being detected!"

The security guard went into a long detailed speech about the complexity of Blockbuster jail, and seeing that our heroes weren't listening, walked out in a huff.

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"So you're telling me that you saw Sasuke Naruto and Kiba in Blockbuster jail?"

"Yep!"

Sakura stared incredulously at her sensei, who had just popped back to her side from who knows where.

"WHAT THE HELL BLOCKBUSTER HAS A JAIL?!"

Kakashi sweatdropped as Inner Sakura made an outer appearance. He nodded, and pointed in the direction of the jail, and the two made there way there to rescue the rest of the team.

"I can't believe Naruto got Sasuke-kun locked in Blockbuster jail…"

Sakura kept muttering over and over to herself how Naruto was cutting into their movie time and her Sasuke-kun time, but Kakashi drowned her out. They finally reached the holding center, and the guard let them go see the perpetrators.

"Naruto, Sasuke, uh…Kiba right?"

Kakashi waited for a response from our usual dog carrying boy, but his answer was interrupted by a loud force known only as Sakura.

"NARUTO!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU GET SASUKE-KUN THROWN IN BLOCKBUSTER JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sakura marched up to the cell door and glared at Naruto through the bars.

"S-S-Sakura-chan…"

Sakura's deadly aura only flared up at his wimpyness, and for one second Naruto was actually glad he was locked in a jail cell.

"Okay boys, looks like you've been bailed out! Now don't ever let me catch you doing some kinda shit in here ever again or I'll have you two spend the night in here!"

Kiba counted out the people in the cell.

"HEY THERE'S THREE OF US!!!"

The guard chuckled and nodded.

"No really? But you see this here good man only bailed out those other two, so you're stuck till you mom gets here!"

Kiba howled out a loud "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and the door was shut as Naruto Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi walked to the register to rent their movie, The Sixth Sense. Because in Sasuke's words exactly,

"We are not watching something that you think will make me like you."

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"SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK AANNYYTIME!!!!!!!!!!"

Sasuke flinched at his fanclubs voice; they just had to work at the only Blockbuster in the village.

"So whose house are we going to watch this at?"

Naruto pointed to Kakashi, Kakashi pointed at Sakura, Sakura pointed at Sasuke 'A CHANCE TO GO INTO SASUKE-KUN'S HOUSE!! SHANNARO!' and Sasuke pointed at Naruto.

"So Sakura-chan it is!"

Sakura looked at all three of the members of her team, and sighed.

"Fine. I'll see you at seven."

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Back at Blockbuster, a lone boy sat in a jail cell, playing a harmonica. Actually not that badly either. He made up his own words, as he played a blues tune.

"Naruto left me here."

Da na na na

"He and Sasuke left me alone."

Da na na na

"But he didn't take my movie."

Da na na na

"Now I wanna go HOOOMMME!!!"

Kiba was hit in the face with a small coin. The guard stood outside the cell, shaking his head in pity.

"Stay in school kid."

The guard walked away, and Kiba pocketed the coin. Oh well, at least he still had his movie. He released the genjutsu, and reread the back of Mr. And Mrs. Smith, one more time.

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"HI SAKURA-CHAN!!!!!!"

Sakura flinched as she opened the door to let the final member of her team into her home. Thank God her parents were on a mission.

"Hi Naruto. Go into the family room, Sasuke-kun and Kakashi-sensei are already in there. I'll be in with the popcorn in a minute."

Sakura exited to the kitchen, and Naruto headed into the family room to have his usual glare-until-Kakashi-sensei-or-Sakura-yell-at-us contest.

"Teme."

"Dobe."

"Teme."

"Dobe."

AND LET THE CONTEST BEGIN!

"Hn."

"Grrr…"

Kakashi rolled his eye.

"Sakura. They're at it again."

Sakura walked into the room holding a big bowl of popcorn, and a tray of drinks, balancing the former on her hand.

"NARUTO!!!! STOP GLARING AT SASUKE-KUN!!!"

'YEAH!!! And Sasuke-kun will win anyways! GO SASUKE-KUN!! THE POWER OF LOVE WILL HELP YOU WIN!!! SHANNARO!!!!!'

Inner Sakura started to state all the reasons why Sasuke-kun would win, including the power of love several times, before Sakura finally ignored herself.

"So Sasuke-kun! Did you get everything set up?!"

"Hn."

"Good!"

Sakura had learned Sasuke-speak in the time since she had become his teammate, and since she had first realized her crush on him.

"Hn", meant yes. It also meant no, go away, you're annoying, Naruto is stupid, I hate my brother, and I'm excited but I'm not going to let you know it because I'm an emo idiot-I mean because I'm too cool.

"SO LET'S WATCH THIS!!!!!! DATTABOYA!!!!!!"

"YEAH!!!!"

"Hn."

"…Whatever."

Naruto tried to grab the remote, but was beat to it by Sasuke.

"HEY TEME!! I WAS GONNA PRESS PLAY!!!!"

Naruto glared at Sasuke, and Sasuke only smirked.

"Dobe."

You could literally see the steam coming out of Naruto's ears, so Sakura quickly took her spot between them before Naruto killed -or tried to kill- Sasuke. Kakashi put down his book and took his spot on the armchair.

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The ghost glared at Cole and he screamed, terrified.

"AAAHHH!"

Sakura screamed and hid her head in Sasuke's shoulder. Again. As in the seventh time.

Cole ran as the woman came towards him and went back into his tent.

Sakura peeked out from behind Sasuke's shoulder and continued to watch the movie. Sasuke twitched as her grip on his shoulder tightened, as another 'scary' part came on.

"Dobe. How long are you going to hide behind the couch?"

You could hear shuffling behind the couch and Naruto's head peeked out.

"U-until the g-ghosts g-go AWAY!!!!!!!!!!"

Naruto screamed again and flew back down as another part that scared him came on. Sasuke smirked.

'At least one good thing came out of this. I can scare him by telling him I see a ghost.'

Kakashi yawned again, the movie was boring him.

"Naruto. There are no such things as ghosts. Really. Please stop hiding behind the couch."

Naruto appeared again, this time with the popcorn bowl on his head. He was about to retort when another ghost appeared on scream.

"GGGHHHOOOOSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!"

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"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL BE ALONE WHEN THE GHOST GETS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Naruto continued to cling to the edge of the couch as Kakashi and Sasuke tried to drag him out of Sakura's house.

It wasn't going well. At all. They had successfully managed to drag Naruto -and the couch- to the door, but the bad news was they couldn't fit the couch through the door.

"NARUTO LET GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"DOBE! LET GO!"

Everyone was annoyed with Naruto. Although Sakura had cried at the end of the movie, she realized that ghosts weren't real, so she was fine. Sasuke didn't really give a crap, so it didn't affect him, and Kakashi slept through more than half the movie, so he didn't even know why Naruto was so freaked out. Then there was Naruto.

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THE GHOST'LL GET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sakura sighed. This was so annoying. Suddenly a light bulb appeared over her head as she got an idea.

"Naruto, you're just not in the mood to go home right? Well, you can stay here tonight!"

Naruto smiled, and Kakashi and Sasuke just stared. WAS SHE NUTS?!

"REALLY SAKURA-CHAN?!?!?!"

Sakura nodded.

"Of course! This is great! You can protect me from the ghosts!"

Naruto swallowed hard, nervously.

"G-g-g-ghosts? S-Sakura-chan w-what do you m-mean?"

Sakura smiled, inside Inner Sakura was cackling evilly.

"Oh! My house is supposedly haunted by my aunt who was killed here years ago! She wasn't a very nice lady either…she killed a buncha people before she died too. So you can just protect me from her! Thanks!"

Sakura looked back at the couch to see…an empty couch. Sasuke smirked, and Kakashi grinned.

"He was gone at the word haunted."

Sakura smiled, and Kakashi and Sasuke started to walk out the door. Sakura looked at the couch, back at her leaving team, and forced a cough. Both boys looked back to her.

"Yes?"

"Yeah, before you go, could you be dears and oh I don't know…MOVE BACK MY COUCH!!!!!!!!!!"

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Well I hope you liked this chapter. I will try to update soon. But, hey you know me sometimes I forget, so you never know. So do me a super duper huge favor and REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! Thanks much!!!